What a horrible world it was before this cold winter!
You see, up until recent days, Tik Tok didn’t allow all the blue-haired manatees and balding weirdos of indeterminate gender on its platform to choose their pronouns.
But now, by the grace of Gaia and the most holy spirit of feminine empowerment, Tik Tokers can select pronouns to display!
Cave trolls, potential witches, and bearded, pregnant ladies everywhere are rejoicing, I’m sure. For what would they be without their constantly changing and often grammatically incorrect pronouns?
Watch one man, some chef that the awesome Libs of Tik Tok Twitter account found, announce the update with glee here (“they” sure is excited to make everything even more about…”them”):
NEW: TikTok just added a feature that allows users to add pronouns to their bio from a preselected list: pic.twitter.com/kLQY3ap7kR
— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) January 8, 2022
Thank goodness the formerly reactionary platform finally made this open-minded software update! As an agender, warlock two-spirit that uses the pronouns let’s/go/brandon, I couldn’t be more excited.
Oh, wait…this is a Red Chinese-owned platform, and, whatever their faults, the Red Chinese aren’t huge fans of America’s Late Empire-like obsession with sexuality. Xi’s more Domitian than Elagabalus, if you know what I mean.
So, if not because Xi and Co. suddenly bent the knee to degeneracy, why’s this update coming about?
Well, either the Chinese just don’t care and would rather make a small change and continue to harvest data than watch the blue-hairs quit the platform because it doesn’t let them advertise their status as whatever made-up gender, or they’re promoting such nonsense to weaken America from within.
Either way, “they” is too self-obsessed to care. I’m sure all this is just what the Founders had in mind for America.
This story syndicated with permission from Will – Trending Politics