Furious Over Lifting of Mask Mandate, Fauci Threatens America with “Double Secret Probation” Lockdown [SATIRE]
Cow Fart Expert Breaks Down When Warning Americans that Unless they Stop Eating All Beef Now, Everyone Will Die [SATIRE]
Biden Furious to Discover White House “Nap Room” Really a Nuclear Bunker that He’s Not Supposed to Be Hanging Out In [SATIRE]