Chicago Mayor Issues LGBTQ ‘Call to Arms’, Over ROE Ruling

Musk Says He’d Allow Trump To Return to Twitter

Guests Describe ‘Scary Feeling’ As 3 Americans Mysteriously Die in Luxurious Bahamas Resort

US: More and More Billionaires Are Buying ‘Golden Passports’

BREAKING: FBI Says It’s Too Busy Investigating “Structural Racism” To Deal with Thugs Attacking SCOTUS Justices [SATIRE]

“Skip the Middleman”: New Aid Bill Includes Billions in Crack Funding for Hunter [SATIRE]

Of Course: Biden Thought Throwing Molotov Cocktail at Kavanaugh’s House, Psaki Defends Him [SATIRE]

LOL: CNN Freaks Out Over Musk’s Trump on Twitter Announcement

Shocker: Dorsey Sides with Elon on Trump Ban

Ridiculous: Bickering “The View” Wokesters Fight Over Whether Esper Has Done Enough to Attack Trump

“Domestic Terrorism”: Piers Morgan Sounds Off on Protesters Showing Up at the Homes of SCOTUS Justices

Millions of Americans Could Have This Life-Threatening Meat Allergy and Not Know It

LA Mom Admits Murdering 3 of Her Children With the Help of Teen Son

House Hunting? Only One U.S. City Affordable For Middle-Class First-Time Home Buyers

FL Gov. DeSantis Attacks Communism and Biden Disinformation Board

Gov. Abbott Trying To End Free Education For “Undocumented” Children

Three Ingredient Short Bread Cookies

Alleged Supreme Court Leaker’s Identity To Be Released Soon

Liberal Reporter Allegedly Attacked Synagogue

Baby Formula Shortages Worsen; What Can You Do?

WATCH: Brooklyn Knifeman Slashes Homeless Man & Throws Him Onto Subway Track

We Are Facing the Worst Famine Since WWII; Intentional?

The More Skills You Know The Less Equipment You Need to Carry

Democrats Propose Legalizing Abortion Through Adulthood If Mothers Sense Their Children Are Ultra-MAGA [Satire]

“With Democrats, Who Needs The Devil?”: Lucifer Changes Party Affiliation To Independent [Satire]