Uh-Oh: More Pain Might Be in Store for Netflix Employees

Biden Ministry of Truth Embarrassed When Asked to Define “Truth” During Congressional Hearing [SATIRE]

Woke Church Decides to Ignore “That Whole Bible Thing” to Appease Woke Congregants [SATIRE]

The Truth Comes Out! NYT Furious about Elon’s Bot Policy, Now Only Has 1 Twitter Follower [SATIRE]

SORRY, Princess: Meghan Markle Just Got Some Bad News from Crashing Netflix

“Cannot Play Fair”: DNC Boss Makes Startling Admission about Midterms

Yikes: Stacey Abrams Just Said the Quiet Part Our Loud about Joe Biden

Confused Hunter Keeps Having to Ask Deer Their Gender While Trying to Shoot a Buck [SATIRE]

“Benedict Arnold”: Colorado Rep. Slams Biden Homeland Security Secretary in Stunning Way [WATCH]

“Enforce the Narrative”: DeSantis Nails Why the Left is Panicking about Elon’s Twitter Purchase

BIG MISTAKE: Naming of Hunter Biden Documentary Left Open to Internet, Poll Ends in Disaster [SATIRE]

Cop Seriously Injured after Pausing to Ask What LeBron would Do Rather than Shooting Back at Cartel Hit Squad [SATIRE]

EMBARASSING: Hunter Breaks Ranks, Sides with Elon After Hearing He’s Putting Coke in Coca-Cola [SATIRE]

Finally: Results of the World’s Greatest Study on Kindness Returned. Here’s What We Found Out

Tom Cotton Blows Up on Student Loan Forgiveness, Offers Awesome Idea to Keep Woke Universities in Check

CANCER UPDATE: Ron DeSantis Shares Some Personal News about His Wife’s Health [WATCH]

“They Need a New Sheriff”: Maher Sounds Off on Twitter’s Censorship of NYP, Babylon Bee and Proposes Solution

Stacey Abrams Goes on Deranged Rant about Brian Kemp

Jim Jordan Proposes Perfect Solution for Biden’s Disinformation Board

“Hunter Gets His Head Stuck in the Vending Machine”: Bill Maher Cracks Hilarious Joke about Elon’s Coke Claim

Hilarious: Elon Just Brilliantly Wrecked AOC on Twitter, Using One of Her Dumbest Lines Against Her

U.K. Government Documents Suggest Triple Vaccinated Getting Acquired Immune Deficiency

Medical Experts Question VP Harris’ Use of New Pfizer Pill for COVID Treatment

Over 87M Used to Help Build Wildlife Passage in Agoura Hills

New Book Claims Prince William Worried About Prince Harry’s ‘Mental Fragility’ During Meghan Romance