The Ocean is Literally On Fire and 41+ Million People Watched It BURN

If there was a sign from God that we need to get our you know what together, then this might be it!

While Joe Biden is saving everyone 16 cents and Jen Psaki is hamming about hot-dogs, we’ve got the Gulf of Mexico on fire after a gas leak at a state-owned oil development belonging to Mexico – and everyone stopped to watch it burn in unity.

It was almost like everyone put their pronouns and protests on the side to collectively point fingers at Mexico and crack jokes about them setting the ocean on fire by accident – and I’m gonna be bitter if even one sea turtle washes up with burn marks or choking on a paper straw from Gavin Newsom.

So what happened? Well, Daily Wire jumped on the story using information from Reuters as the original video post on Twitter was in Spanish. Unfortunately, we’re not in the Rio Grande Valley, so we can’t ask one of the illegal immigrants rushing over the border (thanks Kamala) to stop and translate for us, but thankfully Daily Wire had the scoop:

A video of a fire on the surface of the Gulf of Mexico went viral after a gas leak at one of Mexico’s state-owned oil developments.

Reuters reported that the leak occurred at Pemex’s Ku Maloob Zaap oil development – it’s most important development. The resulting fire took more than five hours to extinguish, the company told the outlet.Reuters reported the fire resulted from a gas leak at an underwater pipeline near the southern rim of the Gulf of Mexico.

“Pemex said no injuries were reported, and production from the project was not affected after the gas leak ignited around 5:15 a.m. local time. It was completely extinguished by 10:30 a.m.,” Reuters reported. “The company added it would investigate the cause of the fire. Pemex, which has a long record of major industrial accidents at its facilities, added it also shut the valves of the 12-inch-diameter pipeline.”

So basically, the Mexican owned oil thingy in out in the middle of the Gulf had an “oops” moment and granted us this beautiful video that pretty much signifies the end times.

And no injuries? Did anyone ask the fish if they’re OK?

Is this what Nostradamus has been talking about all this time? Instead of an ocean fire, can we at least get a meteor to hit the judges for the Miss Nevada pageant who just allowed a biological male to win a women’s competition?

Whenever you’re ready, here’s the end of days video you’ve been waiting for and the peanut gallery to go with it. The only thing better than this would be seeing Joe Biden fall UP the steps to Air Force One again.

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