Sour Grapes for Kamala Harris

I can’t lie, sometimes I lie! Everyone does, it’s just human nature. One of our earliest impulses is to lie our butts off! Ever seen a video of a little kid who clearly is caught in the act, either blame the dog, or their sibling, or just pretend they have no clue what you are talking about? Pretty hilarious sometimes, especially when a kid does it.

When the Vice President of the United States does it? Not quite as funny, even though it can be spectacularly hilarious. Folks, we have an utter train wreck in the White House, we know this already. Creepy old Joe Biden has spun more fake yarns than Charlotte in Charlotte’s web. While the right tries to call out his lies, the left and mainstream media often acts like nothing happened. Typical.

Not to be forgotten (wish we could), Kamala Harris has dished out more Whoppers than your neighborhood Burger King. Are they pride Whoppers? I wouldn’t be proud of them, though they are Whoppers.

Kamala’s most recent big fat Whopper has already been debunked. Pants on fire much Kamala? Looks like the Whopper isn’t the only thing flame broiled. Check out her latest via CharlieKirk.com:

Vice President Kamala Harris invoked a 1970’s California-based protest over grapes on Labor Day claiming she did not eat a grape until her 20s because she would “never cross a picket line” during the Cesar Chavez-led United Farm Workers (UFW) boycott.

Weird fact check: Kamala Harris said in Labor Day interview she first tried grapes in her 20s because she would ‘never cross a picket line’

Problem with story: UFW grape boycott was in effect when Harris was 19-36. VP’s office has yet to clarify https://t.co/In59c2Fyrj

— Steven Nelson (@stevennelson10) September 5, 2022

Weird flex, but ok, I’m listening. Kamala Harris, man of the people. Don’t @ me, men can be women and women can be men, just ask a Democrat! What better way to drive home your patriotism and staunch support of “Joe Sixpack” than to not eat grapes! And to brag about it on Labor Day!

Of course, too bad she is lying once again. At this point we should assume any time Harris opens her mouth, it’s probably half true at very best.

Now, not to get too bogged down in the timeline details, because that would just be drawing undeserved attention to her fib, let’s just say the time period in which Kamala claimed to never touch the Goober Grape doesn’t really “jelly’ with the truth.

The UFW boycott timeline just doesn’t match up with Harris’ fuzzy memory.

The New York Post reports that this is false. If Harris didn’t eat grapes until in her 20s that would have coincided with the UFW protest, meaning she would have crossed the “picket line” and eat grapes while others toiled in their labor.

Pro-worker activists, inspired by Chaves and the UFW, shunned grape consumption while Harris would have been between the ages of 19 and 36, the outlet reports.

The UFW had a few grape boycotts when Harris, who was born in 1964, was a child. Those ended in 1970 and 1978.

Busted! That timeline puts Kamala’s story in quite a jam! Now, why would she claim to never eat a grape? Is that the best she could come up with to show her solidarity for working folks? Or does she assume the middle-class backbone of our country is just stupid. I suspect a lot of both. Folks, they take us for rubes who know no better and are too dumb or lazy to call out her obvious b.s.

“This sounds quaint, and so I’m reluctant to say it, but, you know, I didn’t eat a grape until I was in my 20s,” Harris said Monday.

“Like, literally, had never had a grape. I remember the first time I had a grape, I went, ‘Wow! This is quite tasty.’ It was absolutely ingrained so deeply in me: Never cross a picket line.”

What about a raisin? Kids love raisins, and what is a raisin? A worried grape! Dad joke alert! The real joke is in the White House, unfortunately my dad joke is way funnier.

I wonder how many times Harris laughed maniacally and stammered while talking about her very first grape. You always remember the first time, don’t you?

I guess I was a failure as a parent, as I never indoctrinated my kids or tried to make them Communists. Of course, I never worked for a Union either, but my kids’ loved grapes and they turned out pretty well.

Liar, liar pants on fire Kamala Harris. Maybe telling the truth should’ve been ingrained in you too!