Buzz Is Back! Tim Allen In, Woke Chris Evans Out for Toy Story 5

Conservative icon Tim Allen is set to reprise his role as Buzz Lightyear for the just-announced “Toy Story 5”, replacing wokester Chris Evans. Many have argued that the switch should never have been made, as Allen IS the true voice of Buzz Lightyear and box office results from the ill-fated “Lightyear” featuring Evans proved it. The woke themes, featuring a gay kiss in a kid’s movie, resulted in the film bombing at the box office and Disney to bring back Allen for the next film. Check this out.

Tim Allen appeared to confirm his return to the franchise in a post on Twitter Wednesday after news broke Disney will be continuing the Toy Story series with a fifth instalment.

“See ya soon Woody, you are a sad strange little man and you have my pity. And off we go to a number 5! To infinity and beyond!” Allen said as he shared a photo of the character Buzz Lightyear.

See ya soon Woody, you are a sad strange little man and you have my pity. And off we go to a number 5! To infinity and beyond! pic.twitter.com/bwRzE487Vi

— Tim Allen (@ofctimallen) February 9, 2023

Disney’s Lightyear movie centered on the space ranger Buzz Lightyear (upon which the fictional toy was supposedly based) had fans scratching their heads when the company first announced that Marvel star Chris Evans would be voicing the character, replacing Allen after he had voiced four installments.

However, Disney did little in the way of courting fan favor when it decided to push woke LGBTQ messaging in the film by featuring a same-sex kiss between two women. The movie crashed in the box office as a result.

Imagine that! Disney placed gay themes in a kid’s movie and it bombed! All Disney had to do was make a Buzz Lightyear movie WITHOUT inappropriate content and it would have been a success even without Tim Allen. However, that was too much to ask from the mouse. For his part, Chris Evans didn’t help with his inflammatory, insulting remarks aimed at parents who might object to gay content.

“The real truth is those people are idiots,” Evans told Reuters. “There’s always going to be people who are afraid and unaware and trying to hold on to what was before. But those people die off like dinosaurs.”

Evans logic, besides being stupid and insulting is also biologically flawed. People that procreate with members of the opposite sex are far less likely to die off like dinosaurs than people who choose same sex partners, thus making it biologically impossible to create life despite what the left says. Perhaps that is splitting hairs, but apparently Disney is willing to go back to a successful formula by adding Allen back to the fold. The Toy Story franchise is iconic, and the generation that grew up loving it now has kids and some disposable income.  They would love to share Toy Story with their children but might not want to because of the inappropriate content. Hopefully the new Toy Story 5 will set the franchise back in the right direction, and we can forget that Lightyear, and Chris Evans ever happened.

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