The Senate received a briefing on Tuesday concerning the four unidentified flying objects that were shot down over North America over the course of the last two weekends, with three members of the Republican Party stating there was still “confusion” about where three of them came from and that the White House needs to inform Americans on everything it currently knows about the situation. Well, I think the thing we all want to know most is if these things “aren’t from around here” if you get my drift. Can someone at least expound on the plausibility of that theory?
I’d like to be able to sleep at night not worrying about if aliens with a penchant for probing things is going to snatch me from my bed.
In all honesty, it’s more likely these objects were benign research craft from private companies or something of that nature, but it’s much more fun to imagine it was aliens.
Sen. John Kennedy, a Republican from Louisiana said there’s “unity in confusion” over at least three of the UFOs that were shot down after the whole Chinese spy balloon debacle.
“Navy divers have recovered at least part of the other craft – a China surveillance balloon shot down Feb. 7 off the coast of South Carolina. The remnants are now reportedly with the FBI,” Just the News reported. “Kennedy said one problem with identifying the others – three UFOs – is that they were shot down over what he described as ‘very difficult terrain.'”
“Low temperature, lots of inclement weather,” he continued. “They’re looking but they haven’t been able to find them.”
One of the unidentified craft was taken out over the state of Alaska, another was blown out of the sky in the Yukon region of Canada, and the last one on Sunday was shot down over Lake Huron. Man, doesn’t it seem weird that these objects were taken down in areas where it would be rather difficult — allegedly — to retrieve the pieces? Almost like the government doesn’t want people to know just yet what kind of objects we’re dealing with here.
I’m not saying it’s aliens, but, it’s aliens. I kid.
Sort of.
“Kennedy also made the case that Americans need more information about the situation, amid speculation among the public that extraterrestrials are involved. The White House assured the public yesterday that aliens are not behind the UFOs that were shot down,” Just the News continued.
“At a minimum, the director of national intelligence should go in front of the American people and explain what we know, what we don’t know without divulging any classified information,” Kennedy added. “We have unity in confusion.”
Kennedy also remarked after the briefing ended that China has apparently been using flying objects to gather intelligence on the United States since 2017, and the senators who were briefed did not offer up any explanation for why this bit of information was just now coming to light.
“Lock your doors tonight,” he stated. I hope that’s just an attempt at humor because if not, that’s rather ominous, don’t you think?
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