Poor Tom: Gisele Reportedly Dating Brady’s Billionaire Friend and Neighbor

It is hard to feel sorry for Tom Brady. Actually impossible. The guy is gorgeous (in a heterosexual way), has enough Super Bowl rings to choke two horses, and a lucrative broadcasting career awaiting him if he decides to stay retired. However, it’s hard not to at least sympathize with his most recent lady trouble.

The media is abuzz with rumors that supermodel Gisele Bundchen is ‘seeing’ billionaire Jeffrey Soffer, who is also Tom Brady’s friend and neighbor. While the rumors are yet to be confirmed, it has certainly sparked the interest of many. Gisele and Jeffrey have been spotted together on numerous occasions, and it is believed that they have been seeing each other for a while now. Oof. Ever dated a friends ex-girlfriend? Neither have I! That’s off limits. Though to be honest, none of my loser friends have ever dated dimes. More like nickels. Check this out.

Gisele has a new boyfriend and let’s just say this guy Jeffrey Soffer isn’t hurting for money.

According to Daily Mail sources, Gisele and Soffer have “been seeing each other for several months now and meet secretly about once a week.” Trust me, this guy is picking up the tab when they meet once a week. Estimated to be worth somewhere around $2.2 billion, Soffer is said to have private jets, yachts and properties thanks to his career as a developer and hotelier.

I just heard the news about Gisele Tom Brady’s ex wife. God knows I am no fan of Brady but lordt I bleed 🩸 for him today 🤦🏾‍♂️ 😢

— Jimbobleu (@JimboBleu) March 16, 2023

Jeffrey Soffer is a well-known businessman and real estate developer, and he is the CEO of Fontainebleau Development. He is widely recognized for his expertise in the hospitality industry, and his company has developed some of the most luxurious hotels and resorts in the world.

Soffer has also been involved in various philanthropic endeavors, and he is highly respected in the business community. He is also now well known and hated by Patriot fans everywhere as the guy getting Tom Brady’s left-overs. Though in fairness, Gisele is to leftovers what Kobe beef is to steaks. Just saying.

If Soffer, 55, and Gisele have been seeing each other for months “secretly,” it’s possible Jeff didn’t break the news to Brady as these guys are slamming pizza and win at Miami restaurants.

Or maybe Tommy knew about it and was more than happy for his billionaire buddy to be servicing his ex-wife. Remember, these are rich people we’re talking about and this might be a net positive for Tom. Jeff takes Gisele off his hands and now he can just go out with his buddies and live life without her bitching and moaning about him not spending enough time with her.

On the other hand, Gisele Bundchen is a Brazilian supermodel who has been dominating the fashion industry for over two decades. She has graced the covers of numerous magazines and has walked the runway for some of the biggest names in fashion. Gisele is also a UN Goodwill Ambassador for the Environment and is highly regarded for her philanthropic efforts. She is a pretty solid chick, even if she is playing post office with Tom’s buddy.

While neither Gisele nor Jeffrey has confirmed their relationship, it is believed that they have a lot in common. They share a passion for business and philanthropy, and they both have a keen interest in environmental issues. They also both don’t need any of Tom Brady’s money, which is likely a huge relief to Brady. After all, he can’t play until he is 60. Probably.

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