Joe Biden continues to embarrass America at every turn. Not only has he pooped himself in front of the Pope, fallen up and down steps and bikes, shaken ghost hands, given shout outs to dead people, and proceeded to drive our country so far off of the road it might take a tow truck and Donald Trump to get it back on the road.
Despite the clear and obvious cognitive decline, old Joe is continuing his “lost old man” roadshow and making hearts happy in North Korea, Russia, and China. Too bad ours aren’t as happy. Most of us are just trying to figure out how to buy groceries and gas.
Speaking of groceries, how good are Lucky Charms? Considered one of the best-ever breakfast cereals, kids have been chasing Lucky the Leprechaun for decades with no luck. Recently, Joe Biden decided to take Spring Break, or whatever he was taking a vacation from in Ireland with his number one son, Hunter. Crack jokes aside, old Joe had some interesting things to say during a banquet at Dublin Castle Thursday Night. Check this out!
The President of the United States went to a banquet at Dublin Castle Thursday Night, where he told everyone in attendance he wanted to “lick the world” with them.
“There’s nothing, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart — there’s nothing our nations can’t achieve if we do it together. I really mean it,” he said. “So, thank you all. God bless you all. And let’s go — let’s go la- — lick the world. Let’s get it done.”
Joe Biden: “Let's go lick the world. Let's get it done.”
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) April 13, 2023
It is unclear if the rest of the world is going to give consent to be licked by Joe Biden, but that has never stopped him from sniffing without consent, so call it even?
On a serious note, what the hell? What exactly was Biden talking about? Ice cream? We all know Biden loves his frosty treats almost as much as he loves the scent of freshly washed hair, but inviting Ireland to “lick the world” with America is a weird flex. Are they our last ally? Do we really want to take on the world with a bunch of red-headed Europeans?
An even better question is what is Biden doing in Ireland with his gritting, artist-son? Are there no pressing issues in America that Joe could be spending his 6-hour work day solving? Of course, on the other hand the less he is working, the less damage he can do. OutKick’s Tomi Lahren said it best yesterday:
“As we know — Ireland really is the epicenter of national and international concern right now,” Tomi said. “I’m glad he’s really tackling the top priorities like inflation, border security, crime, the baby formula shortage, China’s strategic moves to replace the US as a world power… Oh, Ireland’s best ice cream shops according to Yelp reviews.”
Hilariously, Biden attempted to take a simple question from a child, prompting Hunter to step in and explain the question.
Also in Ireland, Biden fielded questions from a group of children. One of them asks, “What are the steps to success?”
Confused, and programmed simply to spit out the standard talking points, Biden answers, “Well, making sure that we don’t all have COVID.”
Well great. We are never going to get those Lucky Charms with poopy pants Biden running the show. This was just another in the long list of embarrassing moment we have courtesy of the traveling clown show from Washington. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is taking our pot of gold and laughing at us. Good times!
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