There’s only one explanation for why the Christmas decorations for the White House are so freaking horrible this year: First Lady Jill Biden hates America.
I can’t reasonably come up with another reason for why in the world she would pick the awful decor she chose for the holiday season than this is her attempt to get revenge on the American people for turning on her hubby at the end of his term. No, I’m not exaggerating. Yes, it really is that bad. A blind chimpanzee could have done a better job sprucing the place up for Christmas.
You just aren’t going to believe how wretched the optics of this really are until you take a gander with your own eyes. Have some eye bleach ready.
What has Nurse Jill done with our White House? My God. pic.twitter.com/Wx2qBvxCr5
— Jake Schneider (@jacobkschneider) December 2, 2024
Is that a reindeer carousel? Is that what I’m seeing? With a tree sprouting smack in the middle of it, covered in splashes of garish colored lights? Listen, at your local Santa’s village this kind of thing is perfectly acceptable and festive. At the White House, where the president of our country is supposed to live, the home that represents an entire country, it’s more than a little tacky.
Decorations for the Biden's final Christmas at the White House had quite a bit of carnival theming mixed with traditional holiday decor.
A merry-go-round surrounds the official White House Christmas tree in the Blue Room this year. pic.twitter.com/ol3aQ1koLs
— Katelyn Caralle (@Katelyn_Caralle) December 2, 2024
The White House halls are decked! Got a sneak peek of the holiday decorations this morning — the theme is a “season of peace and light”🕯️🪩🎄🎁✨ pic.twitter.com/RLoA6ZhIJr
— Betsy Klein (@betsy_klein) December 2, 2024
“The festive display includes a towering Christmas tree surrounded by an amusement park-style carousel, brass-colored bells and sleigh bells lining a hallway, and a ceiling design that mimics snowfall,” the AP stated in its report on the White House decorations.
It’s worth noting that, from the photo, it only looks like it “mimics snowfall” if you’re on heavy psychedelics. I really don’t want to keep on making the Hunter jokes, but they keep making themselves. The upside of this, aside from the fact it’s “Dr.” Jill’s last time in charge of this gig? It somehow managed to beat out 2023’s White House Christmas display.
A bit of magic, wonder, and joy brought to you by the talented tappers of Dorrance Dance, performing their playful interpretation of The Nutcracker Suite.
Enjoy! 💕 pic.twitter.com/qXtCm4t37o
— Jill Biden (@FLOTUS) December 13, 2023
Yes, this was a take on “The Nutcracker Suite,” according to Jill. That settles it: It turns out the worst case of Russian interference in recent White House history involved infiltration by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.
GORGEOUS! First Lady Melania Trump has just revealed the Christmas decorations at the White House, writing, “The White House is ready to celebrate! Wishing you a Merry Christmas & joyous holiday season!” https://t.co/UsioAsix42 pic.twitter.com/rm2n43Fz5M
GORGEOUS! First Lady Melania Trump has just revealed the Christmas decorations at the White House, writing, "The White House is ready to celebrate! Wishing you a Merry Christmas & joyous holiday season!" https://t.co/UsioAsix42 pic.twitter.com/rm2n43Fz5M
— WSVN 7 News (@wsvn) November 27, 2017
The report summed it all up by concluding, “However, it is worth noting one thing in closing. Remember in 2020, when we were told that the adults were finally back in charge? Well, it turns out the president was a cartoon — and that’s been reflected, each year, in the White House Christmas decorations. America has spoken, and the adults are returning. So is decorum and elegance at Christmastime. Happy holidays, liberals.”
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