Lefty Loon Michael Moore Calls for Something Other Than Pizza

Like a gaseous emission in a room with no windows or a rash that you keep scratching, ultra lefty nutcase Michael Moore will just not go away.

Given a choice, I’d rather have the gas, or the rash, than spend one nanosecond looking at, listening to, or caring about what this idiot spews from his chicken nugget-loving mouth. Still, sometimes it is so vile and incomprehensible that the sadist in me makes me pay attention.

Sometimes, we all need to feel better about ourselves and our lives, right? Listening to old Mike makes me feel like I AM a reasonable, sane person. Thanks!

I still don’t wanna “be like Mike.” I’d rather disappear in the woods and never come out. But I digress.

So what has old lard butt lefty Moore said now? Let’s check it out, per Fox News:

Liberal filmmaker Michael Moore appeared on MSNBC Wednesday to urge the media to call for an end to the Second Amendment, after a gunman killed 19 students and two teachers at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas.

Moore began his argument claiming that America had a violence problem, from the beginning of the country’s founding, starting with guns.

Yep, pretty standard stuff from this fluffy lunatic. Of course, let’s overlook the fact that if we didn’t have guns at the nation’s founding, we’d all be speaking the King’s English and sipping tea. Don’t even get me started on crumpets. I’d rather starve.

Moore also offered up more nuggets (not chicken) of his specific type of crazy wisdom:

“We won’t acknowledge that we are a violent people to begin with. This country was birthed in violence with the genocide of the native people at the barrel of a gun. This country was built on the back of slaves with a gun to their back,” he told MSNBC host Chris Hayes.

Sorry, Mike, I’m sure pretty much any sane person, meaning anyone that is not a lib, will admit what we have known for all our existence; humans are violent by nature.

Thanks for bringing up the slave part, Mike. We all are PAINFULLY aware of how a portion of our country was built. Notice how the old race-baiter didn’t mention the Asians, the Irish, and other non-African races that were essentially, and sometimes literally, enslaved people. Guess that doesn’t sell, though, right, Mike?

The white man did some pretty awful things to the native population; that’s not disputable. However, what is disputable Is the term “genocide” and the widely held belief that the white man rolled in off a six-month boat ride and just steam rolled the native population.

That’s not fact. That story is too long to delve into but read more here if you are so inclined.

“Who will say on this network or any other network in the next few days, ‘It’s time to repeal the Second Amendment’?” he asked.

Moore argued that if the founders knew bullets would be invented after they wrote the Amendment, which guarantees the right to keep and bear arms, they “wouldn’t have written it that way.”

He added that the country didn’t need “sensible” gun control but radical measures.

Well, Mike, this all sounds great, and since you have some insight into the thought process of our founding fathers, perhaps we should all give up our firearms.

However, that would include your bodyguards, Michael Moore, when they aren’t getting arrested in airports on GUN CHARGES.

Personal Bodyguard of Anti-Second Amendment advocate, Michael Moore, has been arrested on illegal gun charges. pic.twitter.com/ywl6A3qAfV

— Washington Pundit © (@TWPundit) May 8, 2018

Rules for THEE, and not for ME much, Mike?

I mean, Moore SHOULD have armed bodyguards. There is a lot of body to guard there.

The bottom line here? Michael Moore should stick to calling Pizza Hut and not for radical reform for gun control and the 2nd Amendment.