NOTE: This is satire, not fact. Treat it as such. “It just doesn’t make sense,” Special Agent Raymond muttered as he glanced over crime statistics published by the FBI in the end of the Bush Era, a full decade and a half before his assignment began “how did Republicans commit so many crimes in dark blue areas like inner-city Chicago? Did they have stronger urban outreach efforts in the past? Were there insurrections happening around the country, with buffalo horn-clothed gangsters taking over cities and states? This data is so confusing.” Unable to comprehend what was going on in those…
Author: Frank Bojazi
Greasy Gavin Newsom, the governor of California, finally figured out how to solve the Bidenflation crisis, or at least the aspects of it stemming from high oil prices. Taking it upon himself to bear the burden of fixing the current crisis, Governor Gavin Newsom fearlessly offered up his most prized asset–his hair–to solve the oil shortage problem and lower costs for American families. After having one final dinner at The French Laundry with his current hairstyle, Governor Newsom then made a journey to that hair salon where Nasty Nancy Pelosi got her hair done while everything else was shut down…
Note: This is satire, not fact. Treat it as such. Team Biden was furious to discover on Thursday, April 21st that it would have to evacuate the White House ASAP because Hunter, in a crack-induced stupor, had sold it to Red China as a way of making up for all the back taxes he’s had to pay as part of an FBI investigation into his business activities. Apparently, Hunter, needing to make a quick buck, offered to sell the building and all its “miscellaneous contents” to Xi Jinping’s family and convinced the various officials on the US side to sign…
The embarrassment that has been the Joe Biden administration never seems to end. On April 18th Twitter was aflame with videos of Joe Biden, the president of the United States, being herded around by the Easter Bunny on the White House lawn during the annual Easter Egg Roll. No wonder Saudi Arabia has such wonderful comics making fun of our president. He gives them so much material to work with through his daily interactions with the public. The Biden administration is like a gift that keeps on giving to comedians. Unfortunately, for the citizens of the United States it’s like…
On Sunday, Infowars filed for bankruptcy protection in US Bankruptcy court for the Southern District of Texas. Infowars faces several defamation lawsuits due to claims made by Alex Jones its founder. The founder of Infowars, Alex Jones, was found liable for damages from three lawsuits last year. These liable lawsuits stem from alleged false claims about the 2012 Sandy Hook school shooting. Alex Jones has maintained that the 2012 Sandy Hook school shooting was a hoax and this is where the libel lawsuits stem from. Alex Jones claimed that the Sandy Hooks shooting in Newton Connecticut, was fabricated by gun…
China has been embroiled in a scandal where in it used 83 tons of gold as collateral. The 83 tons of allegedly pure gold was stored in the creditor’s coffers of Kingold in June of 2020. It was supposed to be backing a $16 billion yuan loan. This was reportedly 22% of China’s gold production or 4.2% of its stated gold reserves as of the year 2019. The takeaway here is that at least 4% of China’s official gold reserves may be completely fake because that 83 tons of gold was actually copper. Of course, this assumes that there is…
If you’re on a diet that restricts your ability to have flour, starches, potatoes, pasta, and other carbohydrate filled foods, it can be difficult to find a dinner that the whole family will enjoy. This crustless quiche is not only delicious but easy to make. Additionally, you can make it ahead and freeze it to […] This story syndicated with permission from Recipe For Freedom
Easy egg bites are a wonderful breakfast on the go. You can make ahead a couple of dozen, put in zip locks or vacuum seal for individual use, and freeze. Then thaw them out the night before you need them. They are excellent for quick breakfasts, after school snacks for the kids, take along on […] This story syndicated with permission from Recipe For Freedom
Virtue signaling is nothing new. We see it in the social media posts of our friends as often as we see it from celebrities, influencers, and even worse, in politicians. In politicians who are making crucial decisions with our laws in the hopes of impressing the Hollywood “Elite”. In Hollywood the virtue signaling has gotten so intense and so ugly that to falter for even a moment may get you canned and cancelled. Look no further than Ken Jeong when one of the Masked Singer’s was revealed to be Republican Rudy Guiliani. Before Hollywood lost their minds, the former mayor…
On April 19th, 2022, in Dufur, Oregon, Azure Standard headquarters facility goes up in flames. Azure Standard is one of the largest independent, family owned, managed farms and independent distributor of natural, organic, non-GMO foods. This is just the latest in a long list of food processing plants to be utterly destroyed. In an email to all of their members, CEO David Stelzer issued a statement. He said, ” While the headquarter facility is a total loss, and a few product lines will be affected for the short term, other Azure standard facilities are operating as close to normal as…
President Joe Biden’s Administration said that it would appeal a judge ruling ending a mask mandate on airplanes and public transportation if the CDC deemed it necessary in order to prevent the spread of COVID-19. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said that they will continue to study whether or not the mandate was actually still needed. The mandate had applied to planes, trains, and other public transportation before the ruling on Monday. The mandate was expected to expire by May 3rd, 2022. The Justice Department said it would appeal the ruling on Monday by U.S. District Judge Kathryn…
Threats of a recession looms as powerful forces threaten US economy. Jamie Dimon CEO of JP Morgan Chase has recently begun saying there is a chance of a recession hitting. He cites the federal reserve’s stance on monetary policy as a factor in a significant increase in the risk of recession. The Federal Reserve has said that it intends to fight high inflation by sharply raising interest rates and shrinking its balance sheets recently. In Europe, expensive energy markets are making it harder for consumers and factories to use energy or produce things. In China, COVID-19 has prompted authorities to…
Three U.S. Navy sailors from the USS George Washington aircraft craft carrier have been found dead in less than a week’s time span the Navy said. Currently the USS George Washington aircraft carrier is being overhauled at Newport News, VA at Newport News Shipbuilding. According to the navy’s chief medical examiner on Wednesday Communications Electrician third class Natasha Huffman and Retail Services Specialist third class Mika’l Sharp both died of suicide. The specific cause of death and identity of the third sailor has not been released yet by authorities. The Navy says that they do not believe the deaths are…
A major row has exploded as Donald Trump has accused Piers Morgan of editing their sit-down interview to make it look like Trump walked out in anger. Brexit politician Nigel Farage revealed today that he had warned Trump about Pier’s bad intentions prior to the interview. The 30-second trailer issued by Murdoch Media was released yesterday to advertise the launch of Piers’ new show Uncensored next week. It features a fiery exchange between former president Trump and Morgan and ends with Trump apparently saying “turn the cameras off” and “very dishonest” before storming out – an exchange Trump insists was…
As the end of Trump-era migration policy Title 42 draws nearer, experts say the Democrats are set for a tough mid-term election. Biden has come under fire from members of his own party in recent weeks as he has consistently failed to provide any follow-up strategy to deal with the influx of migrants waiting on the US-Mexico border as Title 42 is set to end next month. The policy was put in place by Donald Trump as a means of protecting the country during the Covid-19 pandemic and allowed authorities to disregard asylum claims if the individual had passed through…
Prince Harry has once again sent social media into meltdown after he made some truly bizarre statements about the Queen, his late mother and his role in the Royal Family going forward. The Prince, who not long ago famously said he and his wife Duchess Meghan Markle sought a private life away from the media, gave yet another sit-down, tell-all interview last night, this time with NBC’s Today Show. During the interview, which aired earlier this morning, the embattled Prince claimed to have a good relationship with his grandmother, the Queen, who he praised for having a good “sense of…
NOTE: This is satire, not fact. Treat it as such. Dr. Fauci, the gravel-voiced tyrant that has become so famous in the wake of the devastation wrought by his response to the CCP virus, is reportedly fuming over a Florida judge lifting the airline mask mandate. A source within his office, speaking anonymously in an attempt to stab Fauci in the back said: “I know I’ll be judged for talking, but I need to. Not out of any sense of the national good, nah, F*** THAT! That’s not what we’re about. Nah, this place is like Italy in the 15th…
NOTE: This is satire, not fact. Treat it as such. Dr. Hans Rudolph Lickenschlipter (hereafter: Dr. Hans) is the leader of the world’s preeminent “cow fart research” team, a team of the top climate scientists that examines the effects of the methane released in cow flatulence on the world climate. Dr. Hans was giving a speech at the recent climate conference in the French Riveria, which he of course reached by private jet (a Gulfstream G6 jet) and planned on leaving on the Climate Science Society’s 170-foot, diesel-powered yacht, on Tuesday the 19th of April when the weirdest thing happened:…
NOTE: This is satire, not fact. Treat it as such Following a White House staffer dressed as an Easter bunny’s success in stopping Joe from talking about Afghanistan during the White House Easter Egg roll event, former President Trump realized how effective he could be if dressed up as an imaginary rabbit in taking over the US government. So, dressed as the Easter Bunny, Trump headed to the White House on Wednesday, 4/20, and was shocked to discover that no one even tried to stop him, but instead just waved him through the security gate, laughing at the idea that…
NOTE: This is SATIRE, not fact. Treat it as such. Though he’s busy with other things, namely redesigning his massive dacha, a palace that some report cost over $1 billion to construct, Putin took time out of his busy schedule to talk with his FSB (modern KGB) officers about the danger posed to their intelligence-gathering operations by the amount of attention focused on one agent by American media. Speaking anonymously to the media after the meeting, only talking to us out of spite because he was jealous of the size of Putin’s dacha compared to his, one high-level official said:…
Note: This is satire, not fact or a statement of fact. Treat it as such. An anonymous source within the White House, refusing to speak on anything other than a condition of anonymity because “the Bidens know the Clintons” and s/he does not want to be “Epsteined”, reports that Biden has been in a bitter fight with the top military and Secret Service personnel over whether he can fully repurpose the nuclear bunker underneath the White House into a dedicated nap room. Speaking on that situation and Biden’s demands, the anonymous source said: “Yeah, so Biden’s been disappearing for like…