NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. The breaking news of the day, or “current thing” as some might deride it on Twitter, is that Swiss police found about half a ton of cocaine in a coffee shipment from Brazil to the Nespresso plant in western Switzerland. What’s missing from most tellings of the story is perhaps the most interesting detail, which is that the cocaine was part of another one of Hunter Biden’s infamous business deals, this one for a specialty brand of Nespresso pods called “cartel coffee”, a partnership between…
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Congee, or conjee, juk, jook and various other names is a rice porridge served in Asian countries usually as a breakfast dish. I’ve been hooked on it since the first time I tasted it in Vietnam at a hotel I was staying in while in Hanoi. I love oatmeal, so was keen on trying this […] This story syndicated with permission from Recipe For Freedom
Congee, or conjee, juk, jook and various other names is a rice porridge served in Asian countries usually as a breakfast dish. I’ve been hooked on it since the first time I tasted it in Vietnam at a hotel I was staying in while in Hanoi. I love oatmeal, so was keen on trying this […] This story syndicated with permission from Recipe For Freedom
Law and order continues to spiral out of control in Biden’s America. On Wednesday, a trial began for a grandfather accused of beating his own grandson to death with a sledgehammer in Milwaukee. Andrez D Martina, 53, allegedly beat 12-year-old Andre Smith to death with a mallet, sledgehammer, two belts, a coat rack and a cane in a prolonged, merciless attack because he thought the boy had been stealing money from his wallet, reports Fox. The grandfather had been hosting a sleep-over for his two grandsons, aged 12 and 8, who had travelled from Indiana to stay at his home…
England football fans could be banned from singing their club’s Three Lions anthem during the Qatar World Cup as the Football Association say that the song offends other nations. Football’s Coming Home by Baddiel and Skinner has been a fan-favourite since it was released in 1996 and it became the go-to song for fans, radio stations and stadiums down the years as the England team competed in World Cups and tournaments. The official video depicts two deflated England fans who are disillusioned by the team’s continual failure to lift World Cup silverware through the years, before remembering England’s World Cup…
This amazing drone swarm which is capable of navigating its way through a thick bamboo forest completely independently is like something out of a sci-fi movie. In fact, the creators of these new drones say they were inspired by movies like Blade Runner and Star Wars Episode III to produce the cutting-edge technology. The tiny drones are able to fly in a swarm, quickly navigating their way around even very tiny objects without needing any human assistance. A team of robotic engineers at Zhejang University in China took the amazing footage of the electric-blue swarm flying in unison through a…
Around 2:00 PM on Tuesday Davied Japez McCorry Whatley, a twenty-year-old man, showed up at the police station in order to pick up a firearm that had been confiscated in a previous case. When police ran a background check before releasing the firearm, they found that Whatley had an arrest warrant. Whatley was taken into custody at that time by police for a misdemeanor probation violation stemming from a hit and run crash without insurance and was booked into the Gwinnett County Jail. Meanwhile, his eight-month-old daughter, Nova Grace Whatley-Trejo, was inside his Mazda 3 which was parked away from…
Howie Mandel admitted he’ll most likely be touring less due to the assault on Dave Chappelle in the middle of the comedian’s performance Tuesday night. Mandel said during a meeting with Extra’s Billy Bush what his greatest fear is following the assault on Will Smith’s and Chappelle’s attack on Chris Rock at the Academy Awards. “That hit… no pun intended… that hit very deeply,” the “Deal or No Deal” host explained when Bush asked him how the assault on Chappelle made him feel. “My biggest fear, 40 years ago, was not getting a laugh out of someone, or was somebody…
Nature surrounds every single one of us and in nature we can find wild foods. Foraging wild foods can not only be a fun afternoon hiking and gardening at the same time but it can be a sustainable way to supplement your current grocery bill. Just follow these 10 simple rules to make your foraging experience a profitable, safe, and fun one. Find a local mentor that knows the local fauna. Nothing boosts our confidence about what’s safe to eat and not in the wilderness then having an experienced guide to lead us along the way. Bring along a good…
After seeing how his purchase of Twitter melted leftists’ brains, Elon Musk found a new way to entertain himself. It is now being reported the Tesla CEO is making a bid to take the nominal non-profit agency Planned Parenthood completely private. Much like Twitter had been, Planned Parenthood is currently operating entirely dependent on the government. The former relied on guidance as to which narratives should and should not be allowed whereas the latter relies on an unconstitutional mandate to permit heinous acts of cruelty and receives egregious sums of taxpayer money to carry them out. Musk seeks to change…
NOTE: The following article is satirical, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Elon decided to play yet another joke on the woke establishment Thursday afternoon, taking to Twitter to mess with former Fox News host and soon-to-be-former CNN host Chris Wallace, offering him a job at Twitter as a Twitter live host. Not really knowing what that meant but needing a job and unable to find one anywhere else, Wallace agreed to the job offer so long as, in addition to his salary, he received a new pair of horn-rimmed glasses and WASPy-looking ties that might have…
NOTE: The following article is satirical, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Bill Martin might look like a normal farmer, but he isn’t. From the moment he takes off his sweat-stained Budweiser hat and exposes his blue hair and tattoed forehead, it’s obvious what sets him apart from other farmers: he’s woke. Very woke. So woke, in fact, that he actually believed the nonsense preached by the local “Farmers for Anti-Racism, Anti-Fat Shaming, and Anti-Transphobia” chapter commissar, an agender person who goes by the name “Toni”. Toni, speaking about the concept of gender last winter, told Bill…
NOTE: The following article is satirical, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Relations between Team Biden and the FBI soured over the past weekend due to a Delaware snafu. The FBI, you see, recently decided to drop a few entrapment schemes after the Whitmer one didn’t work out the way it intended, so it had time to actually start looking into crimes rather than just ignoring whatever real criminals were doing and setting MAGA patriots up instead. So, with its newfound time, it decided to investigate reports of a creepy old man sniffing children and swimming in…
NOTE: The following article is satirical, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Things got even more heated at the FBI headquarters than usual on Tuesday when America’s paper of note, the New York Post, posted a story that boldly claimed that the FBI had already been working with Biden’s new Ministry of Truth to frame patriot groups for crimes. In the article, the anonymous author (so as to prevent FBI/Ministry of Truth targeting and harassment until the author could make it safely to Switzerland) made this claim: “So far, what’s happened is that the FBI has sent…
Walking down the aisle may simply be the greatest second for any bride, however, for Kristie Mihelich from Troy, Michigan, it was a phenomenal occasion she will most likely never forget. Mihelich was preparing to be wed to Bobby Mihelich on April 22 at the Planterra Conservatory in West Bloomfield, Michigan, when Pierson, their 2 year old son, accidentally stole the spotlight. The moment he saw his mother show up at the end of the aisle, Pierson let out a huge shout and immediately ran towards her. It was a charming and delightful moment caught on camera by the wedding…
One of the most difficult things for governments to deal with is repeat criminals. The type of Individuals in society who have lost or may never have experienced a fear of authorities, thus the normal inhibitions which keep people in line culturally are not present in them. When you add in incompetent and/or corrupt politicians, the communities they live in can eventually end up resembling war zones, such as the south side of Chicago. Seattle, WA has had its issues with increasing crime and homeless for the past several years. Their Interim Police Chief, Adrian Diaz, told a city council…
A growing number of WOKE corporations are making it known publically and through intra-company communications that they will pay to re-reimburse women employees in conservative states, who want to cross state lines to have their babies aborted in liberal states without restrictions. This way employees who live in conservative states will still be able to obtain abortions should Roe v. Wade be overturned. Recent SCOTUS rulings have indicated that the court was moving toward allowing increased restrictions on abortion. As a result conservative-leaning states started pushing through their anti-abortion legislative agendas. Following Politico’s article published on Monday, which included a…
NOTE: This is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Elon got tired of the criticism about his purchase of Twitter and, being unable to handle it any longer, snapped and decided to just go ahead and kick all those that criticized him not off of Twitter, where he had vowed to protect free speech, but out of their Teslas, about which he’d made no such pledge. So, getting furious at all the unfair and obviously lie-filled propaganda about him and his purchase of the social media giant, Elon called his top software engineers into the conference…
Note: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Team Biden, in a pre-2022 midterms, hail Mary effort to get some sort of positive talk about Biden going, decided to take its cigarette banning efforts to the next level and not just ban menthols, but all cigarettes. So, trundling Dr. Fauci out once again, Team Biden did away with one of the last vestiges of the mid-20th century, America’s time of greatness, in the hope of a popularity coup, getting an ever happy to be on TV Dr. Fauci to say: “Here’s the deal,…
NOTE: This is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Senator “Little Marco” Rubio went on a high-risk, high-reward mission into the belly of the beast over the past month, infiltrating Disney to figure out what weird stuff the executives there were up to. How? By dressing up as one of the seven dwarves that accompanied Snow White (who’s now, funnily enough, a black trans man in the upcoming Disney remake) and infiltrating the park, simply tossing on some raggedy clothes and following the black, trans man version of Snow White around the parks day after day,…
NOTE: This is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Liz Warren, or as Trump called her, Pocahontas, had a bit of a meltdown about abortion outside of the Supreme Court the other day. Unable to keep it together or keep it professional, she went completely and utterly berserk. And, unfortunately for Pocahontas, every bit of her insane meltdown was caught on camera, with numerous leftists filming the spectacle thinking that they were raising awareness for the cause or otherwise being helpful in doing so. But, in fact, they weren’t being helpful to Liz. Not at all,…