Cops had come to a standstill in a search to find a missing grandmother but finally located the body of the missing woman and were able to charge two suspects with her murder thanks to the help of a quackingly clever duck. The Buncombe County Sherriff’s Office had been attempting to find 90-year-old Nellie Sullivan since December 2020, immediately declaring the circumstances around the case as “suspicious” and expecting foul play – pardon the pun! “Since the beginning of this investigation we have sought to locate Ms. Sullivan’s remains, afford her the respect she deserved and restore dignity to the…
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A Texas rancher has offered Elon Musk over 100 acres of land if he decides to move Twitter’s headquarters from the liberal cesspool of San Fransico to Schwertner, Texas. Jim Schwertner is the president and Chief executive officer of Schwertner Farms Inc., which owns and operates Capitol Land & Livestock, which is located east of the town of Jarrell in Texas. Schwertner claims that his company is one of the top cattle dealers in the United States and that he wants a portion of the land to be used as the new headquarters for the Twitter social media platform. A…
Who doesn’t love pancakes? Thin or thick, high-stack or scattered medallions, pancakes continue to be a breakfast favorite and evoke happiness and celebration. With more and more people focusing on what they put in their bodies and following low carb, low fat, no sugar, gluten free diets, can pancakes really be a healthful breakfast option? […] This story syndicated with permission from Recipe For Freedom
It’s odd to say that I was once saved by a soup, but that was indeed the case on one winter day during a trip to Philadelphia when the wind whipped hard enough to take root in my bones. I was in Old City, part of Philadelphia’s Historic District, and stumbled on City Tavern, a […] This story syndicated with permission from Recipe For Freedom
Asparagus and hollandaise sauce are the perfect side for lamb chops at a wonderful dinner. Asparagus is in season this time of year, and hollandaise dresses it up a bit. You can find asparagus pretty much in any grocery store and sometimes even fresh at farmers markets this time of year. Hollandaise sauce is wonderful […] This story syndicated with permission from Recipe For Freedom
Spring lamb chops are a delicacy that people in the US often only get once or twice a year. It is usually meant for a special dinner. Usually, lamb chops are eaten at Easter, after special celebrations, for special date nights, and usually are a little bit difficult to source. Unless you live in the […] This story syndicated with permission from Recipe For Freedom
A child in Wisconsin has died and another needed a liver transplant following a battle with hepatitis as a mystery outbreak of a “severe strain” of the disease sweeps the world. If the child’s death was caused by the hepatitis, it will be the first ever recorded case of a fatality due to the disease in the country. The Wisconsin Department of Health issued a warning as four children, including the child who died, have been struck with the severe strain of the disease. One of the four children required a liver transplant and the other two are in a…
After 38,000 people signed a petition to shut down The Family Sex Show it looks like the performance has been axed. The petition claimed the show was profoundly irresponsible and wholly inappropriate. The show featured full frontal nudity. The show also explored topics such as non-sexual nudity and gender. It was aimed at children as young as five years old. The creators of the show said they received threats and have cancelled the entire tour. The Family Sex Show featured topics such as consent, queerness, pleasure, and was due to perform in the Bristol’s Tobacco Factory this May. It had…
Due to a most generous donation, one California Police Department will be paying it forward for the whole year to come. As part of the Oceanside Police Department’s Random Acts of Kindness Project, every month officers center around an alternate way to assist strangers in their local community. In March, they handed out envelopes loaded with cash at local gas stations to assist with combating the rising oil costs, and this month they’re helping customers at their local grocery store pay for their grocery bills. “Grocery costs have skyrocketed and Oceanside police officers are heading out to stores to help…
With one week to go before retirement, Brian Menton, Detective for the Yonkers Police Department, was shot as he and other task force officers conducted an operation to get illegal guns off the streets. Reports on Thursday confirmed that Det. Menton was awake and interacting with others after going through surgery for the damage done internally from the gunshot wound. Detective Menton was praised by the Commissioner who said that he was responsible for “hundreds” of gun arrests in his 27 years working for the police. The Commissioner said that the city would see a lot more shootings if it…
It’s been 15 years since three-year-old British girl Madeleine McCann went missing while she and her family were on vacation in Portugal. Despite an international effort to find the missing child and to catch her abductor, police have not, until now, been able to formally identify anyone as an official suspect in the case. Christian Brueckner, 43, is a convicted pedophile and rapist who was living close to the Algarve resort where Maddie had disappeared from. The little girl was taken from the family’s hotel room on the evening of May 3, 2007, while her parents were having dinner with…
Just when you think Hollywood couldn’t get any more dramatic, actress Olivia Wilde experienced an unscripted moment on stage at CinemaCon in Las Vegas when she was served legal papers from attorneys representing her former partner, actor Jason Sudeikis, in an on-going child custody dispute. Initially believing the manila envelope labeled ‘Personal and Confidential’ was a script, Wilde opened the envelope in front of a packed auditorium where she was speaking about her upcoming Warner Bros’ movie ‘Don’t Worry Darling.’ The audience believed the interruption was part of the show, but the envelope was never referred to again during Wilde’s…
An energy crisis has hit Europe and the people of Europe are going to have to reduce their standard of living. The European Union is asking citizens to drive less to turn down their heat and air conditioning as much as possible and to work from home up to three days a week. These measures are meant to reduce need for more energy since energy prices are skyrocketing and Europe is now dependent upon America for excess energy. In order to reduce the amount of energy that has to be imported in the form of natural gas, the European Union…
The gold standard, in the classical sense, would allow central banks to exchange gold for a national currency, according to a fixed weight or quantity of gold for a certain amount of currency. This is what was tried recently with rubles. Until June 30th of 2022, rubles were pegged at a hard-set rate of 5000 rubles per gram. This meant that 5000 rubles was worth approximately $52 on March 25th, but by that Thursday it was worth $63 for the same amount of rubles. What led to this increase was the markets playing themselves out. In order for Eastern European…
NOTE: This is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. In a bold move sure to infuriate some parts of his liberal base, particularly some of the members of the minority coalition that generally supports him, Biden and his administration have taken a bold step forward, pledging to ban menthol cigarettes. The decision has already drawn the ire of some in the African-American community, as the Hill reported (this part of an otherwise satirical piece is real), saying: The Biden administration’s move to ban menthol cigarettes has the Black community split, with the ban’s supporters arguing it…
NOTE: This is satire, not a statement of fact, treat it as such. Furious at the conservative attacks on “Dr.” Anthony Fauci that are growing ever louder as Elon gets closer to controlling Twitter and wanting to strike a blow for “the science” that Fauci boldly declared that he represents, a group of liberals in a mostly online group called the “Fauci Fan Club” decided to join the church of Scientology. So, on a random Saturday morning, Scientologist centers around the country were descended on by packs of malnurished-looking, mask-wearing liberals that claimed to be there out of respect for…
NOTE: This is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. The Swiss people have long relied on their neutrality to avoid getting drawn into disastrous wars and the cataclysms that the other European powers inflicted on each other in the name of ideology or glory. However, they’re getting worried. While that neutrality was enough to fend off even the lunatic warmongers in the Third Reich, it looks like neutrality might no longer be enough to be treated as a…neutral. In fact, some are even saying that neutrality is either “literally Hitler” or “literally violence.” That’s coming from…
Polling is an interesting part of American culture. When conducted correctly, they can be useful for determining where the culture stands on issues and/or their views of politicians in or considering running for office. According to Monday’s Harris poll, a majority of voters are pessimistic about the economy, their quality of life, and the job President Biden is doing. Biden came in at a low 41% overall job approval number. The president’s lowest number was 38% when those polled were asked about Biden’s job in handling the economy. Their top concern for the nation was inflation at 33% In what is…
For the thousands of years of recorded history, free people have allowed, typically for the sake of expediency, for their governments to eventually take over more control of the population. A recurring reason has been that those who did not have the same talents, work ethic, or just did not get the same breaks as others, have selfishly sought and voted to have the government redistribute wealth, assets, and even opportunities from the wealthy to whoever their political leaders decided should get the freebies, all in the name of “equity”. The United Kingdom has done this in reference to creating…
In a bold move, Exxon updated its guidance on what acceptable flags can be displayed outside of its offices. It banned an external position flag which included pride flags and Black Lives Matter flags. This especially hurt the feelings of employees who were members of the Exxon Houston PRIDE group. Exxon’s PRIDE Houston chapter was unhappy with this decision and are now refusing to represent the company at Houston’s PRIDE celebration on June 25th of 2022. Flags representing different employee resource groups at the company are allowed to be displayed. Allowing employees to have flags for their resource groups, however,…
Ever since the beginning of their existence, video games have come up against widespread criticism and scrutiny. Whether it was your mom telling you your eyes would go square if you played that game any longer, to politicians and campaigners blaming games for a rise in teen violence, children’s gambling addictions or even illegal street racing – it seems very little positive is ever said about games or the gaming industry. But despite perhaps a widespread lack of understanding and appreciation as to what gaming is all about, it is one of the biggest and fastest growing industries in the…
Megan Fox has revealed she encourages her son to wear dresses by buying him transgender books and regularly drinks her fiancé’s blood in bizarre rituals involving lunar cycles. In an interview with Glamour UK, Megan, 35, said her son Noah, 9, had begun to wear dresses and to encourage the child further, Megan said she encourages her children to express themselves “however they want”. In the candid interview, Megan speaks about one of her children who she believes “suffers”adding that she “wishes humanity was not like this”. The devoted mom goes on to say that she bought Noah the books…
A suspended high-school football coach and 18-year Marine veteran will soon find out if the United States Supreme Court agrees that he was wrongfully suspended after refusing to stop leading on-field post-game prayer. Joseph Kennedy, former Bremerton High School football coach in Bremerton, WA, was suspended by the Bremerton School District in 2015 and placed on paid leave after resuming on-field prayer even though he had initially agreed to stop doing so. The school reacted after having received multiple complaints from parents of players who were atheist or believed that if their sons did not participate in the prayer that…
NOTE: This is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Democrats were more than a tad unhappy when they found out that Elon Musk would be buying Twitter and turning it into a platform that respects the 1st Amendment rights of its users. They then got even more infuriated when he declared that all speech protected under the 1st Amendment would be protected on the platform, being as it is a modern public square. But, rather than reflecting on America’s founding values and perhaps why the founders thought that the 1st Amendment was important and worth protecting,…
NOTE: This is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. It was a strange and stressful, if not entirely unexpected, day at the RNC building in DC: House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy finally took the fateful step of going with his true inclinations and dropping his Republican affiliation to join up with the Democrats. Announcing the move in a statement shortly after changing parties, flanked by friends and “principled conservatives” Liz Cheney and Mitch McConnell, both of whom promised to still “work with” Mccarthy on “bipartisan issues,” McCarthy had this to say about his decision: “Friends, thank…
For years conservatives have complained about “big tech” controlling the major social media platforms. Leading up to the 2020 elections, Twitter and Facebook were accused of significantly suppressing posts and comments concerning Hunter Biden’s laptop. In addition, their fact-checkers were able to get conservative influencers kicked off their platforms completely. Progressives, especially blue check members, mocked the concerns posed by President Trump’s supporters that Silicon Valley had violated their section 302 protections by assisting the Biden campaign. Twitter began massively cracking down on users and activity after rioters supporting former President Donald Trump stormed the United States Capitol on Jan. 6. The…
Less than a month ago, the idea that Billionaire Elon Musk, the founder & CEO of SpaceX; CEO and Product Architect of Tesla, Inc.; founder of The Boring Company; and co-founder of Neuralink and OpenAI, would have purchased Twitter, taking it private, would have been far-fetched to me, to say the least. Well, it happened, and things are changing quickly. Tucker Carlson and The Babylon Bees accounts have been restored and political commentator Mark Levin has decided to return to Twitter following Musk’s acquisitions of the social media company. Musk, fresh off convincing Twitter to sell him the company for…
In light of the dramatic far-left agenda being advanced in the United States, an undercurrent of frustration is now manifesting out in the open. Former President Donald J. Trump established the Trump Media & Technology Group. As part of their business model they just completed the BETA testing of a social media platform APP, Truth Social. Elon Musk just received approval from the Twitter board allowing him to purchase the company, with his plans to make it privately owned, no longer publically traded. Both Trump and Musk have expressed their frustration with the suppression of speech by big tech giants…
Those who choose to subject themselves to the roller coaster of political news and propaganda, will inevitably end up watching a playback of President Biden. The seventy-nine-year-old declining senior citizen, who also happens to be the Chief Executive Officer of the most powerful nation on Earth, frequently appears lost, misspeaks, and/or says things that his handlers, I am sure, would prefer that he didn’t. On Wednesday Joe once again “triggered” many on social media. This time when he proclaimed that students are the children of everyone when they’re in the classroom. He made the comments at the White House during…
I’m from Texas, and I typically smoke my ribs. However, sometimes when the wind is too strong and the dust is kicked up, you don’t want to risk seasoning your precious meat with sand. That’s when I fall back on the oven for ribs. Now, you may not be in Texas, but nevertheless you’ll enjoy […] This story syndicated with permission from Recipe For Freedom
NOTE: This is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. When Sulla, the Roman general and dictator that chased away Gaius Marius and restored the Roman Republic, returned to Rome and wanted to solidify power, he started posting “proscriptions.” Those proscriptions were names of political enemies, and if one’s name was on the list then whoever killed them would receive a reward, normally part of their property. As Brittanica describes the practice: “[A proscription was] a posted notice listing Roman citizens who had been declared outlaws and whose goods were confiscated. Rewards were offered to anyone killing…
NOTE: This is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Well, it turns out that all those rumors from a few weeks ago about Nancy Pelosi deciding it’s time to retire from the House of Reps might have been more accurate than they seemed at first blush. That’s because though Nasty Nancy initially announced that she’d be running for Congress again in 2022, she’s decided to cancel that and move on, focusing on her true passion: day-trading. Speaking about the decision in a press conference that took place before the ringing of the bell in New York,…
Fellow patriots, What is it you need more of in your life? All of us have different answers, but yours probably isn’t “depressing news about how badly the senile moron in the White House is wrecking the nation with his terrible policies.” Yes, staying up to date on the news is important and if real news is what you are looking for… our favorite site is Patriotfetch.com, but we all need to share a hearty laugh from time to time too. That’s because laughter isn’t just the best medicine for your physical health, it’s also the best medicine for your…
NOTE: This is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. President Joe Biden got the angriest he’s been in a long while on Tuesday, April 27th, when he wandered off to his favorite napping spot, a bunk bed in the nuclear bunker under the White House, a place he calls the “quiet spot,” and found that his favorite blanket was missing. There were other, identical ones there, but he noticed that his was missing because none said “Joe” on them. He’d scrawled that in all-capital letters on one blanket with a sharpie weeks before, so he was…
NOTE: This is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. According to a White House insider, President Joe Biden, waking up after a quick, 48-hour nap, was furious to discover that Elon Musk had purchased Twitter and was vowing to defend free speech on it, saying: “What the hell, Jack? Who let this happen? Didn’t I send Hunter over to talk to those jokers and tell them not to sell? “Now we’re gonna have a bunch of dog-faced pony soldiers running around the blue bird with their AR-14s and calling me Brandon! Can’t have that, know what…
For the past month, the battle over the Biden administration’s decision to end a Trump-era public health policy has heated up considerably. What started as 3 states, but has increased to up to 21, Attorneys Generals are asking for the courts to put a stop to the Biden administration’s plan to end Title 42, arguing it would lead to a massive rush of illegal immigrants into the US. Missouri Attorney General Eric Schmitt announced Monday afternoon that a federal judge signed off on a request to issue a temporary restraining order preventing President Joe Biden from lifting Title 42, a…
Note: This is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Elon Musk recently purchased Tesla in a whopper of a deal, paying the gargantuan sum of $44 billion to take over the social media giant in a move that has sent the blue-haired left into a hilarious to watch spiral of worry, fear, and concern. And that was before Elon even did anything that might warrant concern; all he did was buy the company. Now he’s sent the White House and all those who generally side with Biden into apoplectic fits, using his new position as Emperor…
NOTE: This is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. There’s a bad, dark moon on the rise now that Elon Musk, the eccentric oligarch who comes from apartheid-era South Africa, is in charge of Twitter. Thanks to him, rampaging crowds of self-proclaimed “Twitter respecters” are going wild and assaulting people they call “censorship enthusiasts” in a wild orgy of violence directed at those who once controlled the censorship-prone social media site. In fact, the crowds of “Twitter respecters,” all die-hard Elon Musk fans wearing around Tesla hats and carrying jumper cables with them, have even gone…
NOTE: This is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. It was a rough day at the White House after Slow Joe attempted giving a speech despite having only one teleprompter with extra-large text and seven rounds of morning stimulants so that he could stay awake for the full 20-minute event. Having only had enough stimulant rounds to keep him awake and sentient for ten minutes, the first part of Biden’s speech went (relatively) well, with the president only mixing up the city he was in (Austin) with a relatively similar (to him) city, Madrid. On that…
Billionaire and entrepreneur Elon Musk’s business career has consisted of huge successes mixed with a few periods of time when the forward-thinking South African-born entrepreneur almost lost it all. Musk is now the new owner of the social media platform Twitter. Twitter’s board of directors approved the $44 billion transaction on Monday for $54.20 per share, and it’s expected to close this year, subject to the approval of Twitter’s shareholders and other regulatory approvals. Elon took over a San Francisco-based company known for employing progressives and for their overt censorship of the platform’s massive number of users. Based on their moderators’…