Elon or Sulla? Breaking Reports Hint Elon Posting Proscriptions for Woke Twitter Staffers, Fear Reigns in Twitter HQ [SATIRE]
UH-OH: Tesla Owners Yelling “This is Elon Country” Reportedly Attack Brian Stelter, Steal His French Fries [SATIRE]
HYPOCRITE ALERT: Democrat Legislators How Got Rich Trading Stocks Blasted for Calling Putin a Kleptocrat [SATIRE]
Waffle Fry Reset: Bill Gates, George Soros to Buy Chick-Fil-A in Revenge for Elon Buying Twitter [SATIRE]