NOTE: The following article is satirical, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Team Biden was totally unsure how to respond when the Taliban, taking advantage of a lull in the fighting in Eastern Europe, or at least the reporting on such fighting, to get back in the news, condemned the US in the UN for what it described as “abhorrent” and “reprehensible” sex crimes against children that the US has allowed to take place with Joe Biden as president. Taliban spokesman (with no women involved in leadership, the politically correct “spokesperson” term is not used by the…
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NOTE: the following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Fauci showed his true colors on Tuesday night when he appeared on CNN and, rather than talking about anything having to do with Covid or public health, instead badgered the network for only inviting him on twice this month. The argument began when Brian Stelter, himself getting a bit tired of the whole Fauci shtick but needing to find a way to drag cat women in front of CNN programming to drive up his ratings, welcomed Fauci to the segment but then, when Fauci started…
NOTE: The following article is satirical, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Joe Biden was in hot water yet again on Tuesday after he made what many described as a “less than tactful” comment when asked by an Axios reporter and a CNN business reporter if he had any comment on the recent stock market plummet. Swiveling toward the duo while walking away from the White House and toward the waiting helicopter, spinning up on the White House grounds as it waited to lift him to Camp David for a nice change in nap locations, Biden said:…
Sweet potato pie is a staple in the South and for good reason. This pie can be used for Thanksgiving or at Sunday dinner. Top it with a little bit of whipped cream and it’s delicious. It doesn’t take long and it’s easier than pumpkin pie to make. So if you’re wondering what to do […] This story syndicated with permission from Recipe For Freedom
When I was young, my mother would make this now and then, and usually on Cinco de Mayo or another occasion such as a birthday. Now that I’ve grown up, I use the same recipe she used to use, and my kids all enjoy it all the same. Next time you feel like eating some […] This story syndicated with permission from Recipe For Freedom
Throughout his lengthy Hollywood career, Johnny Depp has relished and even benefited from his notorious bad-boy image. No matter how out-there things got for Depp, fans and Hollywood executives could never seem to get enough of the softly spoken rebel. But since Hollywood’s increasing fear of upsetting tyrannical movements like MeToo and BLM, Tinsel-Town now feels compelled to employ only the squeaky-clean and the painfully woke. Characters like Depp have, as a direct result, been rendered unemployable. Down the years, Depp has enjoyed close friendships with some of the most outlandish people in show business like Rolling Stones’ guitarist Keith…
Videos from the Chinese port-city of Zhoushan adjoining Shanghai have been popping up showing the sky turned deep blood red under layers of thick haze. Chaos could be heard in the voices of the inhabitants as they recorded the stained skyline, stirring apocalyptic fears. The red sky turned viral on China’s Twitter-like social media, Sina Weibo, gaining over 150 million views. One user said it signifies: ‘Accidents will happen’, with another adding. ‘I started to stock up on supplies.’ The crimson sky was generally noticeable by the port, inciting stresses that a fire had grown out of control. On Douyin,…
After coming to the aid of what seemed like a puppy wandering the roadside, a family later found that they actually brought a little coyote into their home. On May 2, Cape Wildlife Center, situated in Barnstable, Massachusetts, uploaded an image of a fuzzy lovable animal to its Facebook page. In the post, the center explained that the creature was an Eastern Coyote puppy, and he was recently separated from his family. In the wake of getting lost, the little pup wandered to the side of a ‘busy road’ until the family noticed him. “He was then accidentally taken home…
There are some who would argue, and perhaps rightfully so, that comedy in America is dead. Well, if it’s not, it’s definitely on life support. On MSNBC, Mother’s Day it should be noted, washed up female “comedian” Laurie Kilmartin was on a panel hosted by Ayman Mohyeldin, and the ever witty, ever “hilarious” Kilmartin had this to say in regards to the leaked SCOTUS opinion on Roe vs. Wade. “I would like to find out who the leaker is. So I can make sweet love to that person because that person is a hero,” guest Laurie Kilmartin said, prompting laughter…
More than 725 protesters on January 6th were arrested for walking through our nation’s capital and taking pictures. Let us not forget that many of these same protesters stayed within the velvet ropes on the paths meant for touring the grounds, and that many of them were let in by the nation’s capital police. Let us also not forget that Nancy Pelosi refused to allow the forces that Donald Trump requested be present on the grounds. All of this aside, we currently have a situation where in the Justices of our Supreme Court have been doxed by a group of…
The World Health Organization up a subsidiary of the United Nations, appears to be putting effort towards undermining 194 countries’ sovereignty and setting regulations, by pushing for a global treaty that would give them control over the health of all humans worldwide. The decision will be voted on May 22nd through the 28th at the World Health Organization World Health Assembly. The treaty would give The WHO power to make decisions in other countries as to how people would live, how they deal with pandemics, whether there would be lockdowns, and if there would be mandates on what treatment, if…
Twitter user, jikkyleaks, which says it is a fan account, pointed out on May 9th some interesting data from the Pfizer document dump. There were two sites from the Pfizer documents that showed up as major anomalies. Site 1231 is the largest recruiter in Argentina. It recruited 4501 patients which is 10% of all patients at the one site within three weeks. Site 1231 was the Military Central Hospital. The biggest recruiter by far is site 1231. In Argentina. Well of course, for a joint German-American drug where else? Site 1231 recruited 4501 patients. That is 10% of the patients…
The Department of Justice (DOJ) was established following the ratification of the U.S. Constitution, which took place on June 21, 1788. “The Office of the Attorney General was created by the Judiciary Act of 1789 (ch. 20, sec. 35, 1 Stat. 73, 92-93), as a one-person part-time position. The Act specified that the Attorney General was to be “learned in the law,” with the duty “to prosecute and conduct all suits in the Supreme Court in which the United States shall be concerned, and to give his advice and opinion upon questions of law when required by the President of…
As gasoline prices hit another record high on Tuesday, baby formula is becoming difficult to get and pricing continues to increase on items backed up because of the Covid lockdowns in China, the average American continues to look to the White House for some clarity and a plan to fix the mess. Until today, the Biden administration via Pres Secretary Jenn Pasaki has deflected the inflation numbers by placing the blame on the Russian invasion of Ukraine, the GOP leadership, and former President Trump’s fractured relationships with foreign leaders. On Tuesday President Biden during a press briefing on the economy,…
In the culture war, the left does well in identifying areas they can exploit in their attempt to deconstruct local, state, and national governments. In the United States, several very wealthy tech moguls and entertainers use their resources to fund groups involved in social justice causes. In addition international globalists, such as George Soros, spend hundreds of millions of dollars on groups inside the U.S. for use in social engineering. The public education system was founded to ensure that all students received standardized teaching at publically funded facilities. Until 1962, students were universally asked to join in on teacher-led prayer…
As progressives started racking up victories at the Supreme Court in the 1960s, the Baby Boomer to current generations of liberals has anticipated a day when the United States would become an open society, in a make-believe world, Utopia. Radical Justices, including Chief Justice Roberts, have chosen to find protections in our nation’s founding documents, even though they don’t exist as written. Here are a few examples: Seven male SCOTUS Justices ruled that the Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment provides a fundamental “right to privacy” that protects a pregnant woman’s liberty to choose whether to have an abortion.…
Elon Musk said on Tuesday that he’d permit former President Donald Trump back on Twitter assuming the Tesla CEO follows through with his plan to purchase the social media organization. Trump was banned permanently from the social media website three days after the January 6th assault on the Capitol in light of ‘the risk of further incitement of violence.’ In an exclusive interview with the Financial Times at the Future of the Car conference on Tuesday, Elon was asked the inevitable question: What about Trump’s potential return to Twitter? After replying with a commentary about the permanent bans as to…
Sandals Emerald Bay Resort in the Bahamas, with its picture-perfect white sandy beaches and crystal-clear ocean is a favorite for Western honeymooning couples. But as three American citizens mysteriously died last week, the tropical paradise has suddenly morphed into a nightmare. At 9 am on Friday morning, resort staff frantically called the George Town Police department to ask for medical assistance for an unresponsive man who was lying on the floor of the villa. As the police were travelling to the resort, the hotel staff called the police again to report a further two unresponsive guests, a man and a…
Henley and Partners, a firm that helps the wealthy search for citizenship across the globe has said sales to American Nationals shot up over 337% since 2019. Tech gurus, celebrities, and billionaires are looking to create a “Plan B” for their family’s multiple investment migration firms told Business Insider. Several countries offer so called “golden passports” and visas which allow affluent foreigners to receive the citizenship or residency in exchange for investing in that country. The most expensive programs are in the billions of dollars with Austria costing 9.5 million. Henley & Partners, a firm that helps the wealthy search…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Things got crazy for the Supreme Court and DC area generally on Tuesday when radical pro-abortion protesters took things up a notch and showed their commitment to something other than life by trying to assassinate the five conservative justices. Antifa, acting on the orders of George Soros, carried out an attempted hit, getting close to the houses of the justices by joining up with the crowds of bitter, lonely women already protesting there, and then, when the opportunity presented itself, attempting to storm the residences.…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Also, Google refuses to monetize content if it includes the name of the country that the Russian Federation recently invaded, so euphemisms will be used throughout. The legislature recently voted to send $40 billion in taxpayer dollars to some country in Eastern Europe, ostensibly for the goal of helping it defend itself from Russian invaders. Why does a random country in Eastern Europe need far, far more American taxpayer money to defend its borders than the US spends on protecting its own border from the…
Note: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Things got awkward for the White House on Tuesday when one Internet activist, scrolling through videos of the anti-life protests outside Kavanaugh’s house from the night before noticed who it was that tossed the first molotov cocktail at the justice’s house, which had fortunately been evacuated earlier in the day. The internet activist, who goes simply by the name “@slimelord12” on Twitter, posted a still from the photo with the caption “looks like Slow Joe wandered into a protest.” Biden, in the screengrab image, looked…
Up to ten million Americans could have an allergy to red meat triggered by the saliva from a tick bite and not know they have the condition. Public health expert from the University of Minnesota explained to the Daily Mail that saliva from the bite of a tick which live in wooded or grassy areas across Eastern USA can lead to the severe meat allergy because molecules in the creature’s saliva are very similar to the molecules found in red meat. As the body’s immune system fights the bacteria injected by the tick, Alpha-gal syndrome will cause the body to…
A mother in Los Angeles has admitted to killing three of her seven children on Mother’s Day with the help of her 16-year-old son according to authorities. Angela Flores aged 38 years old was booked into the LA county jail Sunday night on three counts of murder for killing her 12-year-old daughter and two of her boys. Her bail was set at $6 million. Her 16-year-old son was also arrested on one count of murder and is being held at Sylmar juvenile hall according to police. A 911 caller reported an assault with a deadly weapon at 7:40 AM on…
Buying a home is out of reach for more and more middle-class Americans, and for first-time home buyers it’s even more elusive. However, there is one bright spot among U.S. cities, and this city comes in as the most affordable city in the world. Take a guess? It’s Pittsburgh, PA! According to the 2022 Demographia International Housing Affordability report, Pittsburgh surprised the analysts by surging ahead of other cities of similar size based on a ratio called the “median multiple” or price-to-income ratio: The report, based on data from the third quarter of 2021, used the price-to-income ratio, or median…