34-year-old Portland man Michael Edgar Bivins was suspected of intentionally setting a fire at a Muslim Community Center, breaking the windows at two Jewish congregations, and leaving graffiti on one of them. Portland police say that he was arrested Friday and was booked into the Multnomah County detention center around 4:00 AM on Saturday. He faces five charges of arson and criminal mischief. Four of those charges are felonies. Mike Bivins, whose coverage once got a right winger arrested for pulling a gun on protesters, turned into a monarchist in the last four years and recently carried out a series…
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The ongoing infant formula shortage has just taken a turn for the worse. Almost 40% of popular baby formula brands have been sold out in retailers nationwide. This is according to data analysis supplied by Datassembly starting April 24th, 2022, which had assessed supplies of over 11,000 stores. This is up from the previous high of 31% two weeks ago Datassembly said. The baby formula shortage is getting unreal. No grocery store near us has the brand we use, it is temporarily out of stock on Amazon Prime and the generic version that is “available” on Amazon has a 1-2…
As crime in the Big Apple continues to surge, NYPD are on the look-out for a thug who violently attacked a homeless man with a knife on a busy subway platform last week. The victim, 52-year-old Angel Trujillo, was slashed across the face and chest by the knife-wielding assailant as he waited for a train on Broadway Junction subway in East New York. He was then flung onto the tracks of the busy station but fortunately was not struck by a train. Shocking CCTV footage released by NYPD on their CrimeStoppers Twitter page shows a man in a black Nike…
German Economic Cooperative and Development Minister Svenja Schulze told the Bild Newspaper Saturday that a looming famine not seen since World War II was expected. Food prices around the world have skyrocketed by 30%. Schulze warned that, “bitter message is that we are facing the worst famine since World War II,” which could see “millions” die. “This is a lot worse than what we saw in 2008 or 2011,” @WFPChiefEcon tells the @washingtonpost. 44 million people in 38 countries are teetering on the edge of famine, and 276 million are acutely food insecure – twice as many than just two years ago.https://t.co/I6DNvrRRhT —…
Wilderness survival is more than bug out kits and survival kits. A large component of wilderness survival is skill sets and how those skill sets can help you survive without equipment. Surviving without the ideal equipment is the goal of every wilderness survival expert but it takes many years to get there. Below is a list of survival skills, how they are useful, and how they replace heavy equipment you would typically bring with you in a backpack or a hiking pack. Hunting, fishing, snares, traps, catching my hand, or otherwise obtaining meat from nature is a skill that will…
In a swift and sweeping movement throughout the far-left, advocates of ending life in the womb and in the delivery room announced that murder shouldn’t be limited to the case of helpless babies. Now, in an effort to curb domestic terrorism and make Thanksgiving meals less divisive, pro-infanticide activists are suggesting an increase of the legal age for human murder from “I don’t want it” to “You’re a threat to democracy.” The strongest argument put forth from the “my body, my choice” crowd was that all mothers’ bodies are susceptible to capital insurrections. “What if I am visiting Washington, D.C.…
In a surprise move, the devil announced he could no longer be associated with the Democrat party and all of its commensurate policies and activism. “Look, I was all about ruining what was good and destroying the soul of man, but haven’t we achieved that already? This is overkill, as far as I am concerned now. They have taken it too far.” When asked to elaborate, Satan shared that he encouraged leftist political extremists to murder babies, open borders, devalue fiat, price families out of homes, create food shortages, forcefully violate individual autonomy with clot shots, blame whites for everything,…
Another record for the world’s oldest dog living has officially been shattered in Florida: Born on January 9th, 2001, meet the 21 year old chihuahua named TobyKeith. Gisela Shore, TobyKeith’s owner, has been with him for most of his life after adopting him from a shelter. “I was a volunteer at Peggy Adams Animal Rescue and one of the employees told me about an elderly couple trying to surrender a puppy because they could not take care of him any longer,” Gisela told Guinness World Records. “I met with the elderly couple and I was introduced to a tiny tan…
The Lloviu virus (LLOV) is a close relative to Ebola and Marburg and is capable of infecting human cells researchers have found out. Researchers believe that bats are the natural reservoir for this virus. A report in the PLOS neglected tropical diseases from northeast India, stated that bats as well as humans which worked closely to bats, carried antibodies for several of the filoviruses. Halo viruses tend to have a high case fatality rate as has been observed on the African continent where bats are haunted and consumed. In northwestern India in the state of Nagaland, bats are also harvested…
In a few days’ time, on May 12, Madeleine McCann who was abducted from her family’s vacation villa in Portugal when she was 3 would be celebrating her 19thbirthday. But new evidence released by the on-going investigation into the girl’s disappearance seems to suggest the worst. Last month, Portuguese police named Christian Bruckner, 45, who is a convicted pedophile and child-rapist serving a life sentence in a German prison, as an official suspect in the case. Bruckner is a Germany national, but was working as a handyman in the Algarve, Portugal in 2007 when Maddie was abducted. Last week, numerous…
Fred Savage, the 45-year-old actor, has been removed from his role as executive producer and director of the revived The Wonder Years. This comes after three separate allegations of inappropriate conduct for which an investigation, which he cooperated with, has led to his dismissal. If you get fired from the Wonder Years, and you’re Fred Savage, you did something real scummy. Like if you go to the circus and there’s no elephant, you know that the elephant stomped on someone’s head. — Chris Floyd (@cffloyd) May 7, 2022 The former child star which was on the original sitcom was terminated…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Note 2: This article is loosely based on this hilarious Babylon Bee headline Recently, scholars and archeologists working around the Dead Sea in Israel uncovered a cache of old Jewish and Roman documents, dating from the time of Soloman to the reign of Titus as emperor. Though all the scrolls were, given their advanced age, hugely exciting and interesting finds, one has come to the fore as the most immediately relevant to our challenging times. That is a scroll in which a rare female member…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Slow Joe Biden, after giving a speech in Philadelphia about the gas price crisis and on how he was counting on frackers in Pennsylvania to start producing as much oil and natural gas as possible, Biden walked off stage. Normally, when he walks off stage he just goes back to wherever he’s supposed to wait and eats some oatmeal or takes a quick nap. In fact, he does that so regularly that the Secret Service has stopped even paying attention to where he goes, trusting…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. With investigators yapping at his heels and attempting to look into his tax situation and other matters that might be embarrassing to him, Hunter attempted to get out of trouble and out of any legal woods by “losing” his laptop during a “fishing expedition”. According to Hunter, the computer fell out of his offshore fishing boat when he was a full seven miles off the coast, and is thus unfortunately lost forever. Speaking about that, Hunter said: “Yeah, I mean, it was just an unfortunate…
In the very diverse nation of the United States of America, with a population of close to 340M citizens, abortion is one of the few topics that is pretty much guaranteed to stir up emotions from the poorest neighborhoods to the elitists in the capital of our nation. When the topic hits the main media outlets like Fox News, those given the job to cover the story are professionally expected to control their emotions. If not, their pride and pressure of defending their pro-life or pro-choice position in front of millions of viewers can get the best of them. During…
Parents who forced their 6-year-old son to run a full-length marathon alongside them are facing a backlash of criticism including from an Olympic athlete. Fitness fanatics Ben and Kami Crawford from Bellevue, Kentucky coaxed their son Rainer to complete the 26.2 mile Flying Pig marathon in Ohio. According to the Daily Mail, the child struggled and cried throughout the run but was encouraged to keep going by his pushy parents. The couple wrote on their Instagram account, on which they regularly post about the physical achievements of their eight children, that Rainer had been “struggling physically and wanted to take…
Following reports of a hepatitis outbreak in children in Europe that has baffled doctors and a hepatitis spike in the U.K. attributed to pandemic lockdowns, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) are investigating more than 100 possible cases of yet another mysterious and severe liver disease in children, including five deaths. Officials at the CDC suspect the worldwide infections may be connected to the U.S. outbreak. In October 2021 about two dozen states reported suspected cases after the CDC alerted doctors across the country to be on the lookout for surprising cases of hepatitis. Only nine cases…
The Founding Fathers of the United States penned the U.S. Constitution. In it, they laid out a straightforward structure for the new government that also allowed for Congress to add or take away supporting positions as needed. With this power, the size of the government has continued to grow for various reasons including national and domestic security, nepotism, political favors, and additional staff for a large number of new Presidential cabinet positions, etc. One of the most influential cabinet positions, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) was formed in 2002: “to secure the nation from the many threats we face,”…
As a political writer, I am immersed in everything from the collapse of the dollar to The Great Reset. Over the past few decades, the actions taken by the 2 main political parties have become more predictable as the center aisle has disappeared on Capitol Hill. Having said all this I was surprised to see the out-of-touch mentally declining Speaker of the House argue for abortion on a day when motherhood is being celebrated nationwide. It’s Mothers Day Nancy! House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) criticized those who do not support abortion during an interview on Sunday, saying that viewpoint was…
One of the most difficult things for governments to deal with is repeat criminals. The type of Individuals in society who have lost or may never have experienced a fear of authorities, thus the normal inhibitions which keep people in line culturally are not present in them. When you add in incompetent and/or corrupt politicians, the communities they live in can eventually end up resembling war zones, such as the south side of Chicago. Seattle, WA has had its issues with increasing crime and homeless for the past several years. Their Interim Police Chief, Adrian Diaz, told a city council…
A growing number of WOKE corporations are making it known publically and through intra-company communications that they will pay to re-reimburse women employees in conservative states, who want to cross state lines to have their babies aborted in liberal states without restrictions. This way employees who live in conservative states will still be able to obtain abortions should Roe v. Wade be overturned. Recent SCOTUS rulings have indicated that the court was moving toward allowing increased restrictions on abortion. As a result conservative-leaning states started pushing through their anti-abortion legislative agendas. Following Politico’s article published on Monday, which included a…
On Wednesday Americans had the misfortune of watching their president goes off the proverbial political rails again, this time into some sort of far-left radical paranoia rant. President Biden suggested that lawmakers and other Americans who support former President Trump’s political agenda pose a danger to the country, saying the “MAGA crowd” is “the most extreme political organization that’s existed in recent American history.” Biden repeatedly mispronounced “MAGA” as “mega” but corrected himself. “The mega Republicans, the MAGA Republicans, excuse me, I don’t want to mispronounce it, the MAGA Republicans,” This follows a Politico article published on Monday which included Justice…
In today’s corporate-owned news industry you’ll see the same news stories, using the exact same scripts, in broadcasts around the nation. Here is a popular video of multiple local news stations saying the same thing verbatim. How is this possible? The scripts are coming down from the higher-ups at corporate, then fed through the teleprompters and onto note cards for remote broadcasting. Former CNN Jeff Zucker, who was recently fired for improprieties, was caught on videos telling the staff what and how they would report the news. Some had high hopes that once respected Cable News Network would return to…
As a political writer, I am immersed in everything from the collapse of the dollar to The Great Reset. Over the past few decades, the actions taken by the 2 main political parties have become more predictable as the center aisle has disappeared on Capitol Hill. Having said all this I was surprised to see the out-of-touch mentally declining Speaker of the House argue for abortion on a day when motherhood is being celebrated nationwide. It’s Mothers Day Nancy! House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) criticized those who do not support abortion during an interview on Sunday, saying that viewpoint was…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Reports are coming out that Elon intends on becoming Twitter CEO, at least temporarily, once his purchase deal goes through and he takes the company private. That’s been much reported on and is well-known by now, particularly after Elon tweeted out a picture of himself wearing a crown as a comment to a Newsweek article on the subject. Lesser known, however, is what he intends on replacing the tame, boring “CEO” title with once he assumed the majestic purple robes and the tasteful gold diadem…
NOTE: The following article is satirical, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. It’s a little-known secret at this point that White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki will be, after she leaves her post as Biden’s whipping boy with Peter Doocy as her chief tormenter, working for an MSM outlet, probably NBC. What’s less known is that Psaki is utterly cutthroat when it comes to her job and is willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead. So, preparing herself to look really good once she makes it to NBC, she’s stopped calling on NBC reporters, stopped…
What could be done to make the FBI, which has turned into America’s Stasi under Democrat rule, into even more of a leftist organization? Doing to it what Lloyd Austin and the rest of the woke crazies are doing to the US military: using “anti-extremism” policies to go after conservatives in the ranks and purge them, Stalin style. Unfortunately, according to a House Judiciary report, that appears to be just what Biden’s Stasi is doing, going those who did nothing more than peacefully and patriotically protest on January 6th in an attempt to kick certain agents out of the force. Tweeting…
Remember when Notre Dame caught on fire and we never really got an explanation as to what happened, other than that a fire somehow broke out and gutted the historic church? Well, it unsurprisingly turns out that political correctness might have been to blame both for the fire itself and for the lack of any information regarding what happened. That is, it looks like a Rwandan national might have been behind the blaze, a national only there thanks to politically correct immigration policies and who police and politicians don’t want to bring up for fear of being called “racists”. Potential…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Biden’s Ministry of Truth is already back on the case of finding out which dissidents it can possibly lock up and has set its sites on Fox News, viewing that supposedly conservative news outlet as the perfect target: going after Fox, it thought, would be a brilliant way to show some muscle without risking getting the wrong people angry. So, it did so, pulling together a team and spending hour upon hour, day after day scouring all that Fox wrote and listening to all that…
NOTE: The following article is satire, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. The demographic support for Biden’s “student loan forgiveness” plan is quite surprising, with certain groups and people who majored in certain, traditionally liberal activities far less likely to support the plan than one might expect. In fact, according to the recent data and polling, it turns out the gender studies majors, African art and culture majors, LGTBQIAZXYC poetry and studies majors, and even underwater basket weaving majors are all less likely than one might expect to support the plan. While true for all genders, that’s…
NOTE: The following article is satirical, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Things are getting so crazy thanks to inflation that now even low-cost “restaurants” like Pizza Hut and Domino’s have been forced to make accommodations, offering a layaway option for those who want to order a pizza but can’t thanks to the currently high price of fake cheese, grease, and pepperoni. Discussing that move, a joint venture between the two pizza titans and JP Morgan, the head of the project said: “Yes, yes, we realize this might strike some of you as ridiculous. Who wants to…
NOTE: The following article is satirical, not a statement of fact. Treat it as such. Things got weird with the FBI on Friday, when Director of the FBI Christopher Wray had to once more step into the breach and deal with a chaotic situation at the Bureau caused by its biases. What happened, you see, was that the FBI went to work trying to entrap patriots again, doing what it did with the conservatives involved with the supposed Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping plot, only on a larger and more geographically diverse scale. The problem, however, was that the FBI didn’t account…
The Queen made the taboo announcement today that Prince Harry, Meghan Markle and Prince Andrew would not be joining the rest of the Royal Family as they greet the public from Buckingham Palace balcony during her Jubilee celebrations next month. It was revealed today that after “careful consideration” Her Majesty, England’s longest reigning monarch, will only permit working members of the Royals to join her on the famous balcony after the Trooping the Color ceremony: “The Queen has decided this year’s traditional Trooping the Colour balcony appearance on Thursday June 2 will be limited to Her Majesty and those members…
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, as the proverb goes, and for one Texas woman this saying came to fruition when she learned her $34.99 Goodwill find is actually an ancient Roman bust dating from the late 1st century BC to the early 1st century AD. Laura Young, an avid art collector and thrift shop treasure hunter, purchased the bust in 2018 after finding it under a table at her local Goodwill. She believed the bust to be a couple of centuries old, but wanted to know precisely the sculpture’s authenticity and origin, so reached out to auction houses…
There are a number of things you can count on in the Commonwealth of Kentucky every year. Kentucky basketball, the bi-polar nature of the seasons, the blooming of the Bluegrass in early May, and the first Saturday in May featuring the preeminent race in all of sports, the Kentucky Derby. Well, you can add something to that list. Race baiters and the woke left bemoaning the alleged racist history of the state song, and Derby staple, My Old Kentucky Home, the iconic state anthem penned by Stephen Foster in 1853. In a recent interview with Sports Illustrated, Emily Bingham, author…
Isaiah Lee, age 23 years old, stormed the stage at a show on Wednesday yielding a knife that was hidden inside a gun. Dave Chappelle, 48 years old, was able to sidestep him and remained unharmed. The attacker was arrested on the scene and later taken to the hospital with a broken arm, swollen eye, bloodied nose, and various bruises about his face. Many people asked how the man was able to smuggle the weapon into the event. The security at the event was also questioned. Chaos and hilarity at comedy festival in Hollywood last night. Man attacks Dave Chappelle…
An ill-fated prank led to the unfortunate death of a 19-year-old woman who was mistakenly shot dead by her boyfriend and another man, according to North Caroline authorities. District Attorney Andrew Murray called the October death of Rachel Buchanan a tragic and heart wrenching accident. On October 20th of 2021, Buchanan, her boyfriend, and another couple were at a home outside of Hendersonville, about 105 miles West of Charlotte NC. At this point the two men left on foot to retrieve a phone charger. When the two men left, they took their legally owned firearms due to local rumors about…
A five year odyssey for a feline by the name of Dexter appears to have finally reached a conclusion, after a long-long covert stay at a prison was interfered with by his appearance onboard an offshore oil rig, which finally resulted in a call to animal services. The cat was a normal “well loved and cherished” hangout at Her Majesty’s Prison Grampian in Peterhead, Scotland, where staff used to “fuss over” him and even gave him the nickname One-eyed Joe. At that point, a most unexplainable thing happened: One-eyed Joe somehow wound up in a shipping container a mile and…
Peach Jam is quite the treat to stick on top of a biscuit in the middle of summer. Taking those sweet juicy Peaches and turning them into sunshine in a jar is the most delicious thing and the most wonderful thing in the middle of winter. Peach season is coming up in the next couple […] This story syndicated with permission from Recipe For Freedom
Colleges and universities around the United States are experiencing post-pandemic enrollment decline, and it has become more of a challenge for these tertiary education institutions to retain and attract students espeically given the high cost of tuition, despite potential promises of student loan forgiveness. But fear not! Administrations are pushing new and unique course offerings running the gamut from physical activity (surfing, tree climbing), to little activity at all (clap your hands for credit, how to fail), to popular culture (Lady Gaga, Beyoncé) to serial killers (Ted Bundy? Jeffery Dahmer? Seriously?) in the hopes that they will shake-up the often…