Lee County Florida Sheriff Carmine Marceno has a reputation as a bad ass, but he also has a well-known reputation for putting stupid criminals on blast on social media. Marceno loves catching crooks, but he also loves roasting them too. One stupid Florida criminal not only shot himself in the family business, but Marceno went viral for the subsequent hilarious video. Check this out. If you commit a crime Lee County, Florida you run the risk of not just being arrested, but of being roasted on social media too. That’s because the Lee County Sheriff’s Office is on TikTok and the sheriff,…
Author: Frank Bojazi
In a tone-deaf move rivaled only by Dunder Mifflin driving Michael Scott in a limousine to a meeting to discuss downsizing, Microsoft said, “hold my mouse” and had washed up pop star and former Police member Sting perform a private show for about 50 executives. It isn’t uncommon for corporate giants to treat their executives to some well-deserved private entertainment, but in this case perhaps Microsoft should have paid Sting out quietly and cancelled. Or maybe they could have booked someone cheaper like Puddle of Mudd. They probably play for free. So, why was this tone-deaf? Well, it wasn’t Stings…
Criminals are generally stupid people. The cat burglar, “Oceans 11” type thieves are a Hollywood myth. More often than not crooks are idiots. Otherwise, perhaps they might be making an honest living. The latest example of this comes from Auburn, Washington, as a would-be kidnapper got caught on cam making (thankfully) the lamest kidnapping attempt ever. Check this out. A shocking video captured the moment a man tried to grab at a barista with a zip tie device in an apparent kidnapping attempt. The startling incident unfolded at a coffee stand in Auburn, Washington, at about 5:06 a.m. on Monday. The surveillance…
An event billed as a “family fun” MLK Day celebration in Florida Monday turned violent when rival gang members decided to spit on the legacy of Dr King and settle their dispute with guns rather than peaceful measures. It’s truly sad that rival gang members decided to add to a stereotype and incite violence, resulting in a mother being murdered in front of her child. On Monday afternoon, more than 1,000 members of the community gathered together at Ilous Ellis Park in Fort Pierce, Florida, to celebrate the life and legacy of Martin Luther King Jr. After watching a parade, folks…
Guess we are going to die! Despite the decades of progress toward recycling, reducing, and reusing, according to climate czar and Stonehenge lookalike John Kerry, it’s probably too late. Now mind you, Kerry is a career politician and not a scientist. He isn’t even a fake doctor like Jill Biden, but if he is accurate, we are all pretty much doomed. Kerry showed up at Davos, Switzerland for the World Economic Forum, hopefully by wind-car, to sip champagne, eat hor-d’oeuvres, and let the rest of the civilized world know not to bother since us savage humans can’t go zero-carbon. By…
Recently revealed “rent” payments between Hunter Biden and his father have put the spotlight on the Biden’s, and GOP leaders are questioning the math. The house in question is the house that we now know housed the infamous garage full of classified documents. Hunter Biden had access to this garage allegedly, and possibly so did many of his “friends”. What has set off the most alarm bells is the coincidence of amounts between the reported rent, and the amount Hunter paid as a rental deposit to the House of Sweden for an office for the Biden family business’s venture with…
It’s ok to forget things. No, really it is. Some of us have short attention spans, or simply have a hard time pulling names and pin numbers and events out of our heads. If I had a dollar for every forgotten appointment and anniversary, I’d have several dollars. Some of us are just wired differently. In Joe Biden’s case, the wiring is frayed and out of code. To be fair, Biden has an excuse. He is older than God’s dog, and even with fake Doctor Jill pulling his puppet strings and a teleprompter the size of a drive-in movie screen,…
The United States government has struck another blow against sanity in the name of wokeness. In a series of name changes almost no one wanted, the government has changed the name of a series of site so as to not offend people that probably weren’t offended to begin with. The ‘Derogatory Geographic Names Task Force’ identified the names to be changed because they perpetuate “oppression,”. More problem solving where problems didn’t exist by our government. “Our nation’s lands and waters should be places to celebrate the outdoors and our shared cultural heritage — not to perpetuate the legacies of oppression,”…
Failed California Governor Gavin Newsom announced on Tuesday massive cuts with his new budget, as he managed to take a $98 billion surplus and turn it into a $22.5 billion dollar deficit in just one year. Now, as he starts an unbelievable second term, the fat must be cut. That is an impressive job wrecking California’s budget, but Greasy Gavin didn’t spend ALL of it on hair gel. He wasted and misappropriated funds to the point of running California into a huge deficit. https://twitter.com/johnandkenshow/status/1613332091911147520?s=20&t=vr9lLcar3JcodwsF5RtLOA Newsom announced the deficit in a speech unveiling his proposed 2023-24 budget, which includes $297 billion…
Monday the Consumer Product Safety Commission recommended thirty-five percent of American homes should get rid of their gas cooking stoves, lest they die. Perhaps that is taking what they are saying slightly out of context, but the implications were almost as bad. The Consumer Product Safety Commission is suggesting that the 35 percent of U.S. homes using gas stoves should get rid of them, Bloomberg said Monday. You’ll kill your kids, the CPSC says. Or at least give them asthma. And you’ll mess up your lungs, get cardiovascular disease, cancer and more. “Any option is on the table. Products that can’t be…
The left often eats their own. It has been demonstrated time and again that if you deviate even a tic from the guidelines of the woke left, you will be punished and often forced out of the club. For a hungry leftist like Lizzo, the statements she made about cancel culture recently are shocking. Lizzo has been an outspoken supporter of fat people and woke culture since she has “blown up” on the music scene. Her hunger for social justice and body positivity has whet the appetites of leftists across the country. However even she is fed up with what…
In a move that should shock no one, Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador thanked and praised Joe Biden and the way he has dealt with the border wall issue in particular. What has Biden done besides refuse to build the border wall, allow drugs and human trafficking, and burden our system with illegal immigrants? Well, nothing and that would appear to be the Mexican President’s point. Under Joe Biden, there were more illegal crossings in one year than in the four combined under President Trump. That is disgraceful, and intentional. Biden halted wall construction and diverted funding for the…
The hits just keep on coming for Disney. No, I’m not talking about their continued failures at the box office, nor am I talking about the dismal stock prices. Disney is in the midst of contract negotiations, and their employees are set to REJECT a dollar an hour raise. While most Americans haven’t seen a wage increase of that size in years, for the Princes and Princesses of Disney, apparently it isn’t magical enough. Check this out. Wage workers at Disney World in Orlando are set to reject the company’s offer of a $1 per hour pay raise, with the…
A good Hollywood “bad guy” seems hard to come by in recent years. Where is the next Hans Gruber? How about Hannibal Lecter? Nurse Ratched? Hollywood’s bad guys, and girls are losing their teeth. Could part of the problem be casting? Perhaps, if you ask “Eternals” actor Kumail Nanjiani. Nanjiani, a Pakistani-American recently gave an interview to the leftist Esquire magazine complaining about the lack of brown and black people in bad guy roles. Check this out. Hollywood studios would prefer to keep their bad guys white, to avoid sending a mixed message. “Eternals” actor Kumail Nanjiani spoke about the…
Despite failing miserably at most everything he has done, driving the country into a generational recession, staking us to 40-year high inflation and being the proud papa of the worst southern border in our lifetime, Joe Biden is hinting at announcing that he plans to run again in 2024. That would make the already cognitively failing Biden 82 years old on the campaign trail in 2024. Great. After months of speculation, Biden seems to have made the decision while on one of his many vacations over the holidays in the Virgin Islands. Who can blame him? What other job would…
President Joe Biden, after more than 40 years in government finally visited our southern border and the optics were ironic at best, and shameful at worst. Biden and his Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre have claimed falsely that Biden visited the border but the situation on the ground has grown so severe that he finally relented and physically went to the border. As if to give a giant middle finger salute to the country, Biden went to El Paso and posed for pictures BY THE WALL. Yes, that would be the very wall he famously campaigned against in 2020 as he…
A Detroit man has been beaten within an inch of his life after allegedly raping his 14-year-old daughter. Tuesday the alleged perp was found by the police in a pool of his own blood, beaten nearly unrecognizable. Who dished out the street justice? Neighbors of the man allegedly chased him down and dished out hot, fresh street justice. A man who allegedly raped his 14-year-old daughter was taken into custody Tuesday night by Detroit police. When officers first found him, it was abundantly clear that friends and neighbors had administered some preemptive justice. The alleged child rapist had reportedly been…
DC Comics have gone off the rails with the furthering of the woke movement. The introduction of openly gay and queer characters and the shift to storylines that include climate change and racial inequity, while appeasing the small percentage of the population it caters too, has generally not been well received by DC fane worldwide. The loss of sales and popularity reflect that, but that doesn’t stop the comic from continuing to push the boundaries. Comic books are a very niche market in 2023 and aren’t exactly marketed to children anymore. It can be argued that comic books are a…
“Climate change” has been blamed for everything from racism to congenital heart defects, to childhood obesity. It has also been called sexist, and now in one of the more ridiculous suppositions yet, climate changed is being blamed for domestic violence worldwide. As patently absurd as this sounds, in an op-ed in The Washington Post they assert that climate change can push men in underdeveloped countries to abuse their women. All this time I just blamed football season. Climate change, which was once just limited to actually changing the climate is now sharing the blame for much of societies bad behavior.…
Recently in a now viral video, rapper and outspoken Joe Biden supporter Cardi B learned the hard way that voting indeed has consequences. We all know that prices are out of control at the pump, in the grocery, and at restaurants. Cardi B has had enough. The WAP singer recently was purchasing her favorite green, leafy vegetable when she felt compelled to take to social media to air her beef. Thank goodness she wasn’t in the meat section! It is surprising enough that Cardi B shops for her own groceries, but perhaps even more surprising that she is now calling…
A soda giant has been implicated for allegedly paying the NAACP and other organizations to cry racism in order to silence critics of the sugary beverage. Coca Cola allegedly paid the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, aka the NAACP millions of dollars to cry racism if their product was excluded from food stamp funding, among other things. It has been a common practice through the years from large corporations that produce products that everyone knows isn’t good for them, think cigarettes, to do questionable research and cut back room deals with the government and private organizations to…
A new Gallup poll shows that the majority of American’s aren’t happy with Brandon’s America, and expect more of the same mess in 2023. While these numbers aren’t exactly shocking as there is nothing in Biden’s policy decisions to inspire confidence, one would have thought the impending Republican House would brighten Americans outlook. Not so apparently. After two years of bad policy, Americans are dealing with high inflation, reduced participation in the labor force, skyrocketing prices at the pump and in the grocery store and no relief on the horizon. That isn’t to mention the internal strife generated by divisive…
A former Colorado funeral home owner has been sentenced to twenty years in federal prison for fraud and committing absolutely unspeakable crimes involving corpses, that included dismembering and selling body parts of over 560 people. The owner Megan Hess, 46, pleaded guilty to fraud in July. She owned and operated the funeral parlor and body parts entity, Donor Services, from the same building in Montrose, Colorado. In retrospect, families using her services probably should have been suspicious of both services coming from the same people and building. While it isn’t entirely uncommon for families to donate body parts from deceased…
It’s ok to be wrong. Predicting the future is dicey stuff. Even Nostradamus occasionally misses a prediction, based on how you interpret his writings, of course. However, if you are a leftist biologist predicting mass extinctions and you have spent literally your entire career being wrong about almost everything, the left will simply move the goal posts and give you a platform to spout your wild claims. That scenario is precisely what happened on CBS recently on the New Year’s first edition of the ghost of the once important news magazine 60 Minutes. What once was one of the most…
The name “Karen” has become synonymous with middle aged women, mostly white, showing themselves in all manner of scenarios. Perhaps it isn’t fair to simply say it is middle aged white women, but if viral videos teach us anything, it’s that you better not cross a 40-year-old soccer mom in the check-out line at Target. You might get shanked. The puzzling part is why these “ladies” put their bad behavior on display for the world to see, via video. What ever happened to just storming into the kitchen of a Red Lobster and challenging the manager to a fistfight? (True…