Anyone remember crazy Keith Olderman? I do, as I have this perverse need to see people fall on their face. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not a monster. When one of my kids fell down, I was always first to help them up. If I see someone struggling to reach something on a high shelf in the grocery, I offer to help. Of course, considering how bare our store shelves are, (thanks Brandon), that hasn’t happened in a while. No, I particularly delight in watching people wallow in their own hubris. When Tony Fauci throws out the first pitch…
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It’s hilarious to watch the mudslinging and attack ads some of these politicians’ level, especially when it isn’t your state or election. You have to give some of them credit, they actually get pretty creative portraying their opponents as swindlers, criminals, and thieves. We rarely debate and have civil discourse on these matters anymore, but let’s face it; debate and civil discourse aren’t as fun as watching a politician accuse another politician of being Al Qaeda. Recently, the eventual loser to Ron DeSantis for Florida governor, Charlie Crist, decided to take an unusual route in attacking his primary opponent, accusing…
The Democrats have never been shy about politicizing a tragedy for their own gain. That’s a practice that has been a tool in the Democrats toolbelt for as long as I can remember. From using Columbine as an excuse to attempt gun control, to literally every “mass” shooting being weaponized against the Second Amendment. Usually before the bodies are even in the ground. Sadly, there is enough gun violence these days to allow the left to have plenty of opportunities to politicize a tragedy. Don’t want to get out of practice. After all, it’s hard to stand on the podium…
Anyone else remember the Trump administration? Record setting economy, world peace, secure borders, energy independence; yea, a very good time. Well, Brandon did his best (worst) to dismantle all of President Trumps good work as quickly as he could, and boy howdy did he do a bang-up job! Remember the first days of sleepy Joe’s tenure? Cancelling the Keystone pipeline, cancelling new drilling leases in Anwar, abandoning border wall construction and putting thousands out of work, even though the materials were already at location. Yep, Joe Biden has done a bang-up job! Well, here we are about two years into…
Flying is such a pain, isn’t it? There are so many hoops to jump through, I’m surprised you don’t have to jump through an actual hoop. Flaming, most likely. But don’t bring nail clippers or a lighter on a plane! Ok, I get the lighter. The level of precaution is somewhat understandable. After all, we all remember 9/11. That can’t be allowed to happen again, so if we have to take off our shoes and belts and show correct, acceptable ID, I guess that’s ok by me. The United States has struggled of late as to what we think is…
President Trump wrote a book in 1987 called “Trump: The Art of the Deal”. It was number 1 on the New York Times bestseller list and stayed there for 13 weeks. Suffice to say, Trump knows a good deal when he sees one. Trump also spent his presidency brokering America first deals, peace deals, and economic deals that set our economy on fire, leading to the most prosperous period for our country since the tech boom of the 1990’s. Folks, love him or hate him (love him), the man can work a deal. Speaking of deals, Slow Joe and his…
Our immigration policy is a mess. We all know this. Brandon has taken an improving situation and a partially constructed border wall handed to him by President Trump, and simply destroyed it. Sections of wall material lay unused and unfinished, scores of illegals are showing up at the border with Biden t shirts on, and now even some of our larger cities are feeling the strain, thanks to Governors like Texas’ Greg Abbot. Abbot has hilariously been filling busses with fresh migrants and sending them to DC and New York. Brilliant! What had Biden done about it? Nothing. Zero. Zilch.…
Folks, we are all going to get COVID. It’s just an unfortunate fact of life at this point. It isn’t going away. It could be argued that we all have already had it multiple times, even if we don’t know it. With the influx of treatments available, so-called preventative measures, which have largely failed, have given way for most people. Social distancing, masks, even for many folks testing has stopped. And why not? It’s just a mild cold for most people. Even our ancient commander in chief, Joe Biden had it and with the help of the PAXLOVID, kicked Covid’s…
President Trump famously, and correctly coined the term “fake news” during his administration. Of course, that was much to the outrage of the pearl clutching, “well, I never!” media. Yea you have, you just aren’t as good at lying as you used to be. We have Trump to thank for unmasking the media, but social media and alternative news outlets have also been important tools in disseminating what is real and what are MSM created diversions. It’s to the point anymore that they shamelessly peddle lies, and when caught just shrug and often double down on the lies. The race…
Antifa is the gift that keeps on giving. Sort of like a rash that you just can’t quite shake. You remember Antifa, right? The far-left terror group that was responsible for so much of the racial division and destruction during the “peaceful” BLM protests of 2020? The group the left kept insisting wasn’t real? The left has issues with knowing what is real and what isn’t. Men can get pregnant? There are countless genders? Joe Biden is a good president? So many issues with the left’s grasp on reality. Thankfully the rest of us, the sane people, are over here…
I can openly admit I am a bad sport. I do not lose well. At all. And while I try to keep the losing to a minimum, it still happens on occasion. I know, shocking, right? I attempted to instill in all my children as they grew up playing youth sports, sports that I usually coached, to be humble winners and graceful losers. Nah, I told them losers suck and winning is top priority! Hey, someone has to toughen these kids up for the real world. Who better than their parents? Perhaps they learned what NOT to do by watching…
I miss the 80’s! I’m an 80’s baby through and through. Ok, I might’ve been born in the 60′, late 60’s, but my formative years were the 80’s. I miss everything about the 80’s. The music, the hairstyles, the fashion. I owned parachute pants! I know some of you did too! Show of hands, who else used White Rain hair spray? Come on fellas, don’t be shy! Yep, the 80’s sure were good times. They say everything comes back around. Fashion, music, it all comes back in style. The White House now says it’s only a recession if you see…
More “turd-in-the-punchbowl” news! Aren’t we all tired of this by now? The protests, the acrimony, the screaming, it just gets old. I realize the Constitution guarantees our right to peacefully protest but take a break once in a while! You don’t literally have to protest everything, all the time. Don’t these people have jobs? 5 years ago my colleagues & I were attacked playing baseball—because we’re Republicans. We didn’t let it stop us then & nothing will stop us now. It’s been a long journey, but tonight we play the Congressional Baseball Game—5 years stronger. Full Video: https://t.co/GVZPIpscCc pic.twitter.com/znbz1bdc35 —…
The Lia Thomas story is never going to end. We all remember Lia, right? The courageous transgendered Penn swimmer that set all kinds of school records and was nominated as “Woman of the Year”. Nah, she’s just a dude in a one-piece swimsuit. Not the correct one-piece either, as she swam three years in college as a man. Well, former University of Kentucky WOMENS swimmer Riley Gaines has been very vocal about having to compete against Thomas. Now she is speaking out about the out-of-pool experience. The locker room. Let’s see what the New York Post is saying: A former…
By now we have all seen viral videos or news reports featuring pro-abortion protests, right? Some pretty ugly stuff. Whatever your opinion on abortion or Roe V Wade, one thing is clear; nothing will be settled by yelling, screaming, cursing, and generally acting like a fool. From either side. Of course, the majority of the people making themselves look like horses’ asses are on the left. The shrill screaming, the bullhorns, the blue hair and nose rings. Kind of makes you wonder why some of these “ladies” are so concerned about abortion rights. I’m not being mean. Truly I believe…
Either give her back, or just put her in the gulag already! The Brittney Griner saga has drug on, pun intended, seemingly longer than the NBA season, and still no solution in sight. Until now. Despite calling on Joe Biden to spring Britt from a Russian clink, she still sits, cooling her heals awaiting her fate. No wonder they call him “Slow Joe”. Even Lebron James, the most important and smartest black dude in the world hasn’t been able to help. Today, in a shocking move, the United States made a rare trade offer. Let’s check with MSN for the…
It’s a strange phenomenon, how Democrats can’t get out of their own way, isn’t it? From bad policy, to supporting wacky, far left causes, to simply undermining the American way of life at every turn, Democrats just can’t seem to get right! Of course, in the bigger picture this is a good thing for America. As more Americans see the damage Democratic policy and leadership is doing to our country, they are taking note. The proverbial chickens WILL come home to roost, we just have to hope we still all have pots to cook them in. The Way Brandon is…
Rock and roll has long been a bastion of free speech, radical ideas, and dangerous characters. If you are of a certain age, nothing was better than pissing your parents off by blaring the newest Van Halen or Aerosmith song from your room. Politics have long played a part in rock and roll, but usually the politics were left to a select few artists and bands and were usually decrying events in American history that NEEDED decrying. Vietnam, Watergate, Civil Rights, racism, governmental overreach in the United States, all popular targets for political musicians. I was never a fan of…
There are certain things that protect us as Americans. The world’s most powerful economy, (at least it was, thanks Brandon!), the world’s most powerful military, our strategic position in terms of being bordered by vast oceans to the east and west; it would be very difficult, if not impossible to invade the United States. Let’s not forget about our advanced technology, as we are able to intercept any air bound threats, missiles included and mostly neutralize them before they reach our shores. In short, we are bulletproof. Almost. In a scenario that could come straight from a Hollywood spy movie,…
Sometimes you have to ask questions. One of my favorites is “if something works, why didn’t it work”. I often throw this question out to any family and friends that continue to defend masking. Predictably they can’t answer. At least not with anything that makes sense. Most of American society is done with masking, and realizes that it did nothing to help “stop the spread”. Unfortunately, some places just refuse to follow the data and have jumped back on the failed mask mandates. My day job workplace is one of them. Didn’t help before, won’t help now. Unfortunately, school systems…
Is there anything sadder and more hilarious than a washed up, former pop artist or celebrity saying outlandish things to keep themselves relevant? We have seen it time and again, from Madonna threatening to blow up the White House, to Kathy Griffin holding up a fake decapitated head of a sitting president, it’s hilarious and sad at the same time. Unfortunately, many older musicians and celebrities, ones that should be old and experienced enough to know better, have been showing their behinds either through misguided protest, uneducated tweets, or bad songs; often through all three avenues. Thankfully most of these…
I’ve said it before, but it still applies, these are strange days folks. Men saying they are women, women saying they are men, cats and dogs living together, it’s almost too much to wrap your head around. Who do we trust besides our own eyes and brains to help us decide what is right and wrong? Can dudes get pregnant? Can my dog identify as a cat? It’s just all very confusing. You can’t even count on learned people and higher educators to give you answers. In fact, sometimes these so called “higher educators” actually sound high. Recently Missouri Senator…
It’s getting weird out here if you are a Democrat folks. The party is imploding on itself like a dying star. A dying star name Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. Now, I don’t want to get into what kind of name “Robinette” is, except to maybe guess Joe’s parents knew he would someday lead a free world, where men can be women if they feel like it? Hence the ability to become “Robin” on a moment’s notice if Joe feels pretty. Probably not. Approaching the midterms, it’s about time for Democrats to start stumping in their states and for the President…
I really hate bad news. The country is so full of bad news and buzzkill stories these days, adding another one just bums me out. Sadly, it’s 2022, and here we are! Free speech is under assault in America daily. We know this. At least, to accurately state it, us on the right know it. Mostly because it’s the left, and social media giants working as their mouthpieces, that are attempting to choke out our right to free speech. Something about mis/disinformation. Never heard of it. A few months ago, a potential “white knight” rode in on his rocket with…
Who amongst us has had to raise or deal with stepchildren? Show of hands? Yep, more than a couple, right? It can be hard! Even under optimal circumstances it is a challenge. Even if the baby daddy or momma is cooperative, there are still no guarantees. What is the right thing to do when the stepchild is acting up or being difficult? Tough call. I wouldn’t advise spanking a stepchild, that’s just going to breed resentment. Be their friend? How often does that work? You could push all the parenting onto the biological parent, but then it looks like you…
Dave Chappelle is an unstoppable force of nature, isn’t he? You can’t cancel this dude, no matter how hard you try. And trust me, the woke mob has tried. Tried, and failed. The problem the woke left has, is Dave tells the truth. The truth is something the left isn’t well acquainted with. Whether it be the narrative that men can be girls, cops are hunting black people, or Joe Biden is the best and most popular president in American history, the truth and liberals aren’t even on speaking terms. Netflix, despite airing a bevy of far-left content, refuses to…
We all love Anchorman, right? The first one, Anchorman 2 was meh. But the first one? Our introduction to Ron Burgundy? Gold, just absolute gold. Burgundy is a stiff, clueless face just intended to smile, read, and be charming. That’s how tv anchormen were in the 70’s and 80’s. They weren’t the opinionated, serious “journos” that they pretend to be now. You know, the fake news. As entertaining as Burgundy is, that type of cluelessness in real life is disconcerting at best. Would anyone feel truly confident in their boss or company, if the face of the company was simply…
Some things you just don’t do, right? Or shouldn’t at least. Pet stray dogs, pick at scabs, scratch it, run from the cops, smuggle hash oil into Russia. Ok, the last one is new to the list, but JUST as obvious as the others. Former WNBA star Brittney Griner found out the hard way about the last one. I say “former” because it’s looking more and more like Griner will be cooling her Jordan’s in a Russian jail cell for about a decade, potentially. While many in the sporting community have been outspoken about Griner’s justified detention, the White House…
No one told me life was going to be this way. My job’s a joke, I’m broke, my love life is DOA. Sound familiar? It should, as that is part of the theme to the super popular 90’s show “Friends”. The show is still super popular on streaming formats, and has spawned a full line of clothing, mugs, paraphernalia and launched Jen Aniston’s career into the stratosphere. Recently the show’s co-creator Marta Kauffman, in one of the most surreal virtue signaling moves of recent memory apologized and donated 4 million smackers to her alma mater for African American studies. Why…
Stephen King really needs to stop tweeting and focus on writing a book. I know, it’s been a while, but I’m sure he has one more left in him if he could just get over the Trump Derangement Syndrome that has dogged him since 2016. That’s not looking likely, sadly, as TDS is quite a vexing problem for lefty loony birds like King. Often times they will develop symptoms RELATED to their TDS, like DeSantis Derangement Syndrome. It appears King is flush with a raging case of DDS along with his TDS. It is certainly a good thing that King…
The Brittney Griner story feels a lot like the Biden presidency. It is dragging on with no solution in sight, and we are all just ready for it to be over, one way or the other. Turns out old Joe is as ineffective at one as he is the other. His Presidency is a disaster, and he has shown no ability or inclination to lift a bony finger to help the rightfully detained WNBA player. Despite numerous pleas, including a handwritten letter to the president that I can only assume someone had to read to him, Britt is still cooling…
Everyone have a good Fourth of July? Hopefully Brandon didn’t drive inflation up so far that some of you fine people couldn’t have a nice 4th cookout. Hot dogs, burgers, chips, corn on the cob; summertime staples! I wonder what the coastal elites and crazy libs had for their 4th celebrations. Of course, we all know that is a largely rhetorical question due to the fact America is so awful, why would they want to celebrate? Just means more for me! I sometimes wonder if celebs and lefties fire up the grill and enjoy an occasional burger and dog. I…
Let me just be clear. Animal protesters can be the absolute worst. From gluing their hands to a counter at Starbucks, to crapping on an American tradition like the Nathan’s Fourth of July hot dog eating contest, animal activists can be some of the biggest turds in the punchbowl. However, sometimes they get it right. Personally, not to sound insensitive, but I couldn’t care less about animals raised for HUMAN use. As I’ve said before, I am #teamhuman. Cows, chickens, piggy’s, fry them up! I love a nice, soft leather jacket. There are some animals though that I salute the…
Gavin Newsome is the gift that keeps on giving. Even when you aren’t in a gifting mood, there he is! The California Governor reminds me a bit of Ron Burgundy from Anchorman. I feel certain if he showed you around his home he would point to an impressive stack of books and make mention how his office smells of “rich mahagony”. I believe he is that dumb in real life. That’s pretty impressive. There have been some rumblings of Newsome running for President in 2024. Considering Joe Biden’s ever decreasing mental acuity and my desire to see Trump or DeSantis…
Here we go again! Just when we thought Colin Kaepernick had the market cornered on being “blackballed” by the NFL (he’s not), we get a guy named Marquette King. Here’s the (maybe) interesting thing about King; he’s a punter. A black punter. Kind of a unicorn in football circles to be honest. Generally, punters and kickers are former soccer players, or little white foreigners. Or both. In short, history isn’t littered with black kickers. While conventional wisdom would hold that there WEREN’T a lot of black kickers because kicking is a very specific skill set that doesn’t lend itself to…
The older I get, the more I know what my mom meant when she said, “we just can’t have anything nice”. Because we can’t! Of course, she also famously claimed nothing had ever been the same since they “shot up that space shuttle”. Mom was on global warming BEFORE Al Gore. In fairness she probably was referring to household items, cars, etc., since my brother and I had a habit of tearing stuff up, but overall, I know get the gist of what she was saying. Seems you can’t go anywhere or do anything lately without some jackass-buzzkill people either…
Anyone remember two certain brain-dead animated teens in the 90’s? You know the guys, sat around all day watching music videos (remember those?), making dumb comments and generally getting into trouble? While that might sound like some of our kids from back in the day, I’m instead referring to Beavis and Butthead. Creator Mike Judge had a huge hit with two miscreants and parlayed that success into a couple of Hollywood movies, and the animated show ‘King of the Hill’. Well, Judge is back with a feature film starring his two original protagonists, Beavis and Butthead. Only this time they…
Well, this is a disgusting way to start a long holiday weekend, isn’t it? We like to honor our best and our brightest from time to time with things like honorary degrees, medals, participation trophies, oh wait that’s just for EVERY kid playing a sport. This 4th of July holiday it would be nice to relax, reflect, have a beverage or two with friends; just take in what America is meant to be. While we do that, let’s also try to digest who one of the newest presidential Medal of Freedom recipients is and come to terms with how low…
God, I miss Johnny Carson. And David Letterman, Jay Leno, and any late-night host before 2014, to be honest. That’s close to the era when late night television devolved from tongue in cheek comedy, an opportunity to see the newest song from a favorite band, and to see your favorite celebrity hawk their new movie to what it is now. Liberal propaganda and foul mouthed, classless “celebrities” trying to tell the rest of America how to live. Thankfully, NOBODY watches them anymore. Unfunny hosts only pander to the far left, classless b list guests mouthing off about what their agenda…
Hey, anyone remember 2021? You know, the good old days! Fewer protests, cheaper gas, far less acrimony nationally. Hard to believe anything post Trump could be considered “good old days” but considering how much of a crap-fest our economy and the world is right now, 2021 probably is as close to the good old days as we will get for a while. Brandon has jacked the country up to historic levels economically, and our Fourth of July cookouts will probably reflect that. Unless of course you shopped in 2019 and deep froze your summer of 2022 goods in anticipation. if…