Howard Stern Has a Surprise Favorite for the Presidency, Claims a ‘Slam Dunk’ Win Would Ensue
In one of the more hilarious moments in the career of Howard Stern, he recently endorsed a candidate for 2024 that he claimed would win …
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Biden To Award Springsteen, Elaine From Seinfeld, Other Lefties With Awards for ‘Advancing Arts in America’
What does Elaine Benes from Seinfeld, Kelly Kapoor from The Office, Bruce Springsteen and Gladys Knight sans the Pips have in common? Besides all being …
One Ohio School District Has a Solution for Low Scores: A Four Day Work Week!
In a move that makes sense to no one, an Ohio school district has developed a plan to combat student apathy, teacher burnout and low …
Chris Rock Roasts ‘Stupid’ Lawmakers for Wanting President Trump Arrested
Chris Rock sees the writing on the wall. Perhaps not in terms of insulting Will Smith’s wife, but in terms of lawmakers planning to have …
President Trump To Be Back on YouTube Ahead of Presidential Run
Former and possible future President Donald J. Trump is set to have his YouTube page restored in the run up to the 2024 Presidential election. …
UFC Legend Conor McGregor Gives Back, Donates a Cool Million to Tunnel to Towers Live on Fox
The UFC is all about beating your enemy into submission. However, that doesn’t mean all the participants are cold-hearted warriors. Quite the opposite, actually. The …
Poor Tom: Gisele Reportedly Dating Brady’s Billionaire Friend and Neighbor
It is hard to feel sorry for Tom Brady. Actually impossible. The guy is gorgeous (in a heterosexual way), has enough Super Bowl rings to …
Organized Pantry? You May Just Be Racist and Sexist, Says Loyola Professor!
Recently, a Loyola professor made headlines when she claimed that organized pantries are rooted in ‘racist and sexist’ social structures. Associate Professor of Marketing Jenna …
Ryan Reynolds Can’t Lose, Sells Mint Mobile to T-Mobile for $1.35 Billion
In a move that has caught the attention of the telecom industry, T-Mobile has acquired Mint Mobile, a mobile virtual network operator (MVNO) founded by …
More Leftist Violence at Charlie Kirk Event, Elon Musk and Others Speak Out
The left just can’t stop being everything they profess to be against. The party of science? Nope, as they ignore basic biology. The party of …
Worst Day Ever! Ky Middle School Principal Arrested First Day on the Job
A Kentucky middle school principal was given an unexpected welcome recently when he showed up for his first day on the job and was promptly …
Avril Lavigne Says “See Ya Later” to Topless Protester at Canadian Juno Awards
While Canadian pop star Avril Lavigne was presenting during the Juno Awards ceremony in Edmonton, Canada on Monday night, things got a little out of …
Biden Roasted on Twitter for Tweeting Cringeworthy Fake Letter From a Little Girl About the Alleged “Wage Gap”
Joe Biden has told a lot of whoppers during his presidency, but his latest might be his LEAST believable, and that is quite an accomplishment …
Former Duke Boy John Schneider Pens Heartfelt Open Letter to Late Wife After Attending Daughter’s Wedding
John Schneider, the famous actor known for his role in the hit TV series “Dukes of Hazzard,” attended his daughter’s wedding over the weekend, just …
Rush Was Right! Late Icons’ Estate Sells for Record-Breaking Profit!
The recent news of Rush Limbaugh’s estate selling for a record-breaking price has sent shockwaves through the real estate world. The late conservative radio host’s …
Trump Train! Two Mile Long Lines in Freezing Temperatures Highlight Electric Visit to Iowa
This weekend former President Donald Trump made a visit to Iowa, where he was greeted by a massive crowd of supporters. Despite the freezing temperatures, …
Hypocrisy! Oscars Party Like It’s 2017, Build Wall Around Event President Trump Would Be Proud Of!
Well, well, well, it looks like Hollywood is taking a page out of Donald Trump’s playbook and building some walls. But don’t worry, it’s not …
Climate Expert Greta Thunberg Misses Bigly With Doomsday Prediction, Hilariously Deletes Tweet
Renowned climate expert and esteemed child actor Greta Thunberg has swung and missed on another doomsday prediction, as expected. However, instead of admitting her mistake …
Kamala Harris Claims Climate Change To Blame for Kids ‘Mental Health’ Crisis
US Vice President and smartest woman in the world Kamala Harris has claimed that children are suffering from a “climate mental health crisis” due to …
Tiger Woods Out of Bound? Ex-Girlfriend Suing Him for $30M for Sneaky Eviction
Tiger Woods’ ex-girlfriend, Erica Herman, has filed a lawsuit against him seeking over $30 million in damages. Herman alleges that she was tricked into leaving …
Wokes Beware! Joe Rogan Opens New “Comedy Mothership” in Austin, Texas
Joe Rogan’s new comedy club, the Comedy Mothership, has opened in Austin, Texas, with the aim of offering a venue for comedians who feel they’ve …
Both Sides of the Aisle Have Bad Idea of Invading Mexico To Battle the Cartels
Had any bad ideas lately? As it turns out, dumb ideas aren’t always the domain of the left.Republican Senator Tom Cotton has suggested that the …
Virtue Signaling Adidas Set To Post Huge Loss After Kanye West Fiasco
Adidas reported a fourth-quarter loss of $763 million in 2022, primarily due to the termination of its partnership with Kanye West’s Yeezy brand in October …
Smack Down 2.0! Will Smith Not Happy About New Chris Rock Special, Feels ‘Embarrassed, Hurt’
With the Oscar’s coming up this weekend, inevitably “the slap” is going to be on everyone’s mind. Last year, Will Smith famously walked onstage after …
LOL: LeBron James Hilariously Claims His High School Son Is Better Than NBA Players
LeBron James has a habit of opening his mouth, or opening Twitter and hitting the “send” button before he really thinks about it. From controversial …
Daily Wire’s Jeremy Boreing Takes to “Fox and Friends”, Describes Overnight Chocolate Success Courtesy of the Woke Mob
Wokeness is a mind virus that has infected schools, often churches, politics, sports, music, Hollywood; need I go on? One of the more subversive perpetrators …
Disney Star Gives Powerful Testimony of His Faith After Accepting Kids Choice Award
Hollywood is not exactly the place to be if you want to profess your faith in Jesus Christ. Disney isn’t exactly the company to be …
NFL Star Pulls Man From Burning Vehicle, Credits God: ‘At the Right Place at the Exact Right Time’
Apparently, Minnesota Vikings wide receiver KJ Osborn is, in fact, Batman. Or so it would seem after he and three others braved a burning car …
Bruce Willis’ Wife Has Request, Advice for Anyone Seeing Them Out in Public
Since Bruce Willis announced he was retiring from acting due to a diagnosis of aphasia, he has understandably been absent from public life. The rare …
Kid Rock Announces Summer Arena Tour, Rips Woke California and New York in the Process: ‘Once Again, I’ll Be the Guy’
Spring and Summer are right around the corner, and we all know what that means. Picnics, long, hot Summer days, cool night breezes, and Kid …
Again? Another Ohio Train Derailment for Norfolk Southern
What’s up with the railroad industry? Rail travel is vital for goods to be transported around the nation, yet we keep having derailments. Thankfully, the …
Russell Brand Humiliates MSNBC Analyst for Ignoring Own Network’s Bias
Another day, another leftist apparatchik revealed for who they really are. This time, it was someone named John Heilemann. Heilemann apparently works for the far-left …
Kimmel Takes Shot at Aaron Rodgers Over Epstein Client List, Fails Hilariously
This week on his lowly rated late night show, Greg Gutfeld wannabe Jimmy Kimmel took a shot at Aaron Rodgers, calling him a “tin foil …
Shocker! Bondage-Themed Drag Show for Babies Canceled Due to Backlash
A bondage-themed drag show for babies in London, England was cancelled after community backlash recently. Hey, at least perverts aren’t a strictly American problem! Though …
Disgusting Video Shows Black Elementary Students Assaulting White Students, Making Them Kneel To Say Black Lives Matters
Despite what the left says, apparently reverse racism is real. An elementary school in Springfield, Ohio has proven it. Kenwood Elementary School had an ugly …