Welcome to summer, folks! Trips to the beach, (or public pool considering gas prices), cookouts, lazy days and hot nights! Many of us are planning fun summer activities, including activities that involve swimsuits. Who amongst us doesn’t look in the mirror and wish we could trim a couple pounds before getting into that Tiger King speedo? Yes, I do in fact have a Tiger King speedo. No, photographic evidence WILL NOT be provided. Back to my point. We would all like to be a little skinnier, but don’t have the time and energy to diet and exercise. Never fear, Brandon…
Author: robm
We certainly see this all across the animal kingdom, don’t we? Species will devour their own. Whether it be their young, the old, or the weak, animals are known to devour their own. Of course, so are liberals. We have seen time again liberal or at least moderate, liberal leaning actors, musicians, politicians, all consumed by the ravenous piranhas on the far left. Much like a school of real piranhas can strip a cow in minutes, a group of ravenous loony libs can strip an athlete of an awards or an actor of a job in no time. What’s the…
Oh my how I miss Jen Psaki and her lying face! While “little red lying hood” rarely told the truth from the White House podium, at least she could form coherent sentences. Karine Jean-Pierre? Not so much! Jean-Pierre has to undoubtedly be the most awkward, unprepared, tongue twisted WH press secretary in recent memory. Not only does Karine stumble over what to say, Biden style, when she DOES say something, it is usually in the vaguest of terms, or even less. Jean-Pierre is the classic example of a smart-stupid person. She is probably book smart, but she is mind numbingly…
How is everyone’s Pride Month going so far? Good? Everyone celebrating Pride like the media and woke Hollywood says we should? Oh, and professional sports as well? Except for those naughty boys pitching for the Tampa Bay Rays that is. I personally celebrated my pride a couple weekends ago by seeing “Top Gun: Maverick”. What a rousing, pro-America, woke free movie! Brought back a lot of nostalgia since I was fresh out of high school in 1986 (I’m old) when “Top Gun” came out. Something about watching a bunch of our finest portrayed Naval aviators kick bad guy ass definitely…
The excuses keep coming for the Joe Biden White House. They have literally screwed up everything they have touched. Name for me one success, one victory that Joe Biden has tasted. I’ll wait. Speaking of waiting, last weekend WNBA “star” and notoriously unAmerican Brittney Griner, who is currently “detained” in Russia had clearance from the Russian government to call her wife on their anniversary. Literally, ALL the Biden administration had to do was route the call through the US Embassy in Russia. We all know how that went. Turns out, now Biden and company are giving the “shrugging shoulder” emoji…
It seems as if Brittney Griner will never make it back to America. I wonder if she will have a renewed love for her home country of the United States after her extended vacation at the Moscow Graybar Hotel. Probably not. At any rate, she IS still an American citizen, and it’s a little insane that an American citizen, especially a gay, black citizen isn’t getting more urgent treatment from the failed Biden administration. However, that is where we are in 2022. Just one more reason to NOT act like a spoiled American if you are overseas. There is nothing…
Oh, the hypocrisy on the left! Leftists love nothing more than TELLING everyone what is best for them but do not want those same principles held to them. Why would they? Lefty coastal elites don’t want a bunch of smelly illegal immigrants living in their gated communities. They should be with the rest of us rabble. Lefty’s also want fewer cops, except for the fact that the fewer police will impact already low-income, crime-ridden areas worse. One such leftist in New York City (go figure), recently was revealed for the hypocrite she really is. More sheer hypocrisy from @yuhline @AMYuhLineNiou…
I have been an avid tennis player and fan most of my life. Some of my fondest sports memories are from watching epic battles on the court from legends like McEnroe, Borg, Connors, Becker, Evert, Navratilova, etc. You get the picture. Old school 70’s and 80’s tennis was compelling drama for the men as well as the ladies. Interesting that I brought up the word “ladies”. If the far left has its way, we may see the end of lady’s sports as we know it. That’s a very bad thing, especially for sports like tennis. If you think Lia Thomas…
Let’s be clear, I’m not about making fun of super old people when they fall, take spills, etc. It’s just mean, even when it’s our ancient Commander in Chief. New footage from #Biden bike crash. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/YzkUOcfdrB — ScavinosShadow 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 (@ScavinosShadow) June 18, 2022 There are numerous memes and gifs circulating of hot wheels Biden tipping over on his Huffy like a stiff breeze blew him over, but I swear I don’t watch any of them! The nation SHOULD be very concerned about old Joe tooling around on his ten-speed. If something really bad were to happen, the alternative is…
Everything that Joe Biden touches continues to go to crap! Even the most well-intended policies. Is this surprising? Considering this is the most impressive assembly of idiots in our lifetimes to sit in power, it should come as no surprise that pretty much every decision is wrong or unintentionally damaging. A new Biden administration effort to regulate cigarettes will bankroll gangsters and bankrupt farmers, experts say. The plan is a part of the administration’s “harm reduction” strategy that enables illicit drug use and criminalizes tobacco. @FreeBeacon https://t.co/JPtYAtnvGh — Patrick Hauf (@PatrickHauf) June 20, 2022 Even cigarettes, something on the surface…
Folks, it doesn’t get more cringey than this. Kamala Harris. There, I summed it up in two words. Does anyone have any idea how screwed as a nation we are if this babbling idiot were ever to assume the title of Commander in Chief? Seriously we all might be calling up Brittney Griner and seeing if she has an extra room in Moscow, were Britt actually able to make or take a call. I digress. Kamala Harris seems unable at times to even form a cogent line of sentences in her empty head. At least Joe Biden has pre-dementia to…
Some stories make me sad. Some make me mad. Sometimes I just write about dumb stuff because it makes me laugh. Nothing wrong with that, right? The way this country is going, if you can’t laugh occasionally you might go crazy. Or even worse, to infinity and beyond. Since I dropped that shameless hint, lets go ahead and see what I am talking about. Per Outkick: Disney will not feature Tim Allen as the voice of Buzz Lightyear in the upcoming Toy Story spinoff film. Actress Patricia Heaton criticized Disney for the decision on Tuesday. “Saw the trailer for Buzz…
Joe Biden is a senior citizen that wasn’t required more than a year of high school math. Of course, when Joe went to high school, they were all probably using slate and a piece of coal and counting on an abacus. Yea, he’s old. So, when Biden talks about inflation and postulates reasons why we are seeing 40-year highs and how to make it come down, his suggestion gives most of us brain freeze. Of course, you’d think he would have enough semi-competent people around him to help figure this out. Nah, we are screwed. What’s the story? Per National…
Oh Peppermint, why have you forsaken us? I know the gig at MSNBC gave you the perfect excuse to abandon that sinking ship of a White House, but what about us? You left all of your “fans” behind. What did you leave us with? Karine Jean-Pierre, a houseplant. Actually, that would be an intellectual insult to houseplants. Karine is often unable to string together a half dozen words that make sense, despite having shuffling papers in front of her. I have literally seen high school kids that do their school news that are more polished, professional, and prepared than this…
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis just keeps winning. Throughout the whole of the pandemic, blue state, lockdown crazies criticized DeSantis for keeping Florida open, because science, you know? Not only did Florida not have mass graves, death, and pestilence, much to the left’s chagrin I might add, but the state thrived. Florida became a shining beacon for what free America USED to be. Many on the left were also caught on the down low, vacationing in the sunshine state. Hypocrites, no? Of course, why would anyone NOT want to be in Florida? Pristine, warm waters, sandy white beaches, bikini-clad babes. Where…
It was bound to happen. Inevitable actually. Even a rebel owner like the Washington Commanders Dan Snyder couldn’t deny the woke mob their brand of justice. After the honest comments Jack Del Rio made regarding the January 6th Capital riot, in comparison to the BLM riots of 2020, we knew it was a matter of time before the wolves came calling. Well, they called. The Commanders and head coach Ron Rivera answered. Per Outkick: Washington Commanders defensive coordinator Jack Del Rio deleted his Twitter account just one day after he was fined for comments relating to a tweet. The team…
There has been a serious effort by the left in recent years, specifically since they hijacked Washington and the White House, to silence anyone that doesn’t agree with them. But this isn’t exactly news, right? We have all seen blowback on people that dare criticize Covid lockdowns, question the woke mob, or generally have any sort of alternative idea that runs afoul of the left have suffered. Careers and lives have quite literally been ruined. Celebrities are beginning to push back. Bill Maher, Adam Carolla, Nick DiPaolo, Joe Rogan, and maybe most famously Russel Brand have all seemingly been “red…
We knew it would happen. It was inevitable. It’s Pride Month, and several Tampa Bay Rays players opted to NOT wear the virtue-signaling flag of the left, aka the rainbow patch. The players pointed toward their faith and very politely detailed their reasoning. That very literally should’ve been the end of the story. We all hoped it would be the end of the story. It’s not the end of the story. Per Outkick: The five Tampa Bay Rays players who refused to wear the Gay Pride patch on their uniforms because of their religious beliefs have triggered the media. The…
It’s almost incomprehensible how stupid the ladies on “The View“ are. We know this, right? I mean, almost daily someone says something profoundly stupid, or profoundly racist, or both. For my money, I’m not sure which one is the worst. Whoopi tries desperately to be outrageous, likely in an attempt to stay somewhat relevant, Joy Behar is a cackling, babbling moron, and the rest of the ladies? Not much better. It truly is the absolute bottom of the barrel for daytime television. What happened to the good old days of Jerry Springer? Speaking of racist and profoundly stupid, let’s see…
My goodness Hunter Biden is the gift that keeps on giving, isn’t he? I mean, he probably gives daddy Joe migraines and nightmares, but people like me? Well, let’s just say sometimes these articles write themselves. Hunter’s exploits, at least the ones we know about, are legendary! Sex, drugs, probably some rock and roll, dirty deals, art, books, the man is a fountain of entertainment value! So what’s next for Hunter Biden? What exploits will be revealed? Let’s find out! Via Outkick: Noted crackhead…Hunter Biden is out in a new…video from his massive content catalog and the big news from…
Brandon sure has done a bang-up job so far, hasn’t he? Record high gas prices, record food prices, Bidenflation at a 40 year high, unrest across the country. Wasn’t Joe supposed to bring the nation together? Damn campaign promises! At least he is making good on ONE dem talking point, “defund the police”. Except in one Michigan town, he has defunded them in a sneaky, roundabout way. Check this out per Outkick: A Michigan police department is limiting its field response to service calls as record-high gas prices continue to deplete its fuel budget. Tuesday, the Isabella County Sheriff’s Office…
Sometimes the best way to combat a problem is to address it, whether it’s an actual problem or not! The saying goes “an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure”. Whether this is true or not, I still take ibuprofen BEFORE I know I might over imbibe, so I guess the saying is somewhat accurate. Count on the dramatists in DC to spend massive amounts of money to combat a problem that doesn’t exist. Easy way to get a win, right? What’s the story? Per the New York Post: A single incident of anti-transgender harassment on the Washington,…
There is a time in our not-so-distant past when women’s sports in high school and college struggled to exist. Lack of funding, sometimes lack of interest, as girls and women weren’t encouraged to participate led to a very limited number of female sports. Title IX was instituted, which provides equal rights for women in publicly funded institutions, thus providing equal sports opportunities for females. Currently, there is a sweeping effort underway by the Biden administration that would rewrite Title IX and hurt women’s rights at publicly funded institutions. In short, the assault on women, for the sake of the trans…
Sometimes it’s best to say the quiet part very quietly. Especially if you are in a high profile position. Even if you are reasonable, factually accurate, and fair and balanced, it doesn’t matter. If the wacky, destructive leftists on Twitter decide to roast you, consider yourself roasted. And apologizing, whether you mean it or not, is essential. When you tackle hot button lefty issues like January 6th, George Floyd, Covid, abortion, and such, if you get a paycheck from a sports team, television network, production company, etc, you’d better tread lightly. America needs more coaches like Jack Del Rio and…
Watching the regurgitation of footage we all either saw live, or a million times since, one has to still wonder WHERE WERE THE POLICE? This is the biggest day in American history. I’ve seen more security at a rock festival. Much of the police that are on camera are seen cowering, running, or otherwise being overpowered. Why is this? Democrats insist that police are overbearing, aggressive and domineering. Why not on January 6th? Has anyone ever seen a police officer cower and run away? Oh joy, Chuck Todd. Has there ever been a more condescending, mealy mouthed leftist mouthpiece in…
Liz Cheney is a terrible human being, from a family so bad, a movie was made about how awful her father was. The drama, if not so infuriating, would be hilarious. Claims that President Trump is responsible because he didn’t call off the “attack”. How about some video and pictures of people being led into the Capital building? Let’s talk about the Capital police. I’ve seen video myself of police leading protesters in. Besides that, you expect anyone to believe the WASHINGTON DC POLICE couldn’t handle a couple hundred unarmed goobers?? This is nothing but a hit piece on Trump.…
Watching NBC News coverage of the January 6th committee, it’s hard to ignore that this is specifically “made for television”. Lester Holt’s grim tone, the hyperbole by Bennie Thompson, (D-MS) describing the “broken” capital police officers, all that’s missing is dramatic music. Holt uses words like “insurrection”, which is factually and legally inaccurate, “chilling”, “attack”, “overpower”, and “false claims” to immediately lay a dramatic groundwork. Thompson has gone on to talk in length about the Civil War, and Abraham Lincoln to attempt to paint this incident as racial in nature. The slant here is palpable, and hard to ignore. Still,…
Even when the Democrats win, they lose. A controversial democrat candidate for congress in New Mexico won the right to face the incumbent Republican for the second congressional seat. That’s good if you are a dem, right? Throw in the fact that he is backed by Skeletor Pelosi, and it looks like a double win. Never mind why anyone would support a candidate that one of the most awful people on the planet in Pelosi would endorse. It still happened. Not so fast. This dude comes with more baggage than the Kardashian’s private jet. What do I mean? Per Fox…
Protests. Every day it’s something new to protest. You’d think with all the protesting going on, most of our problems would be solved, seeing as how protesting is so super cool and effective! Whether it be old school bull horns and picket signs, kitty cat hats at the women’s march, or black-clad Antifa a-holes burning down police precincts, protests have a long and storied history of solving all of the nation’s woes! Nah, not really. Most protests are pointless wastes of time designed to make a few people feel like they are making a difference. Does anyone else remember “Occupy…
CNN could be going straight for Pride Month! No, that doesn’t mean what you think it does! Shame on you for even thinking what you are thinking right now. No, quite the contrary, what CNN is considering is even MORE RADICAL than the LGBTQ agenda! Sit down for this news if you must. CNN is considering firing some of their “talent” if they can’t take more of a nonpartisan tone! America 2022. Strange days indeed friends. Strange days, indeed. So what’s the story? Per Outkick: New CNN President Chris Licht is evaluating its partisan pundits to see if they can…
When Joe Biden “took” office, there where a lot of promises made. Joe was going to bring America together! Joe was going to help us heal! I’m not sure what we were supposed to be healing from, the only people that were complaining were the Democrats. Most importantly, Joe was going to kick Covid’s ass! Here we are in the Summer of 2022, how has it worked out so far? Biden promised to “shut down the virus” and said Trump should resign over the 200,000 Americans who died from Covid during his administration. But now, Biden has now presided over…
Kid Rock is an American treasure. Kid embodies the American spirit that we USED to have when he began his career in the late 90’s. You remember the 1990’s right? Great music, great movies, this new thing called the internet. Might I also correctly point out it was that sweet spot before social media essentially wrecked our country. No apology: Kid Rock tells Tucker Carlson he stands by drunken rant attacking Oprah Winfrey https://t.co/S3qlmDuxMp via @foxnews — Chris 🇺🇸 (@Chris_1791) June 7, 2022 Good times! There, near the top of the heap musically, was Kid Rock. Kid Rock now owns…
Have you looked out the window lately? Has anyone filled up with gas, or went to the grocery store, or been shopping? How about watching the news? Wouldn’t recommend it, frankly. Things are bad, folks. Very bad. Millions of Americans are suffering, struggling to gas up, and feed their kids, not to mention things on the horizon, like school shopping. We start the day knowing we went from the best economy known to man under Trump straight to a recession in (17) mo’s under Biden — Chicago1Ray 🇺🇸 (@Chicago1Ray) June 6, 2022 These are strange days. The economy is crap…
The summer travel season is upon us! Many American families, at least the ones that can afford Brandon’s super expensive gasoline, will be hitting the open road for family fun and adventure. Joe Biden has company coming as well! Is it Hunter, and some of his Chinese buddies? Is Kamala swinging by for sh*ts and her famous “giggles”? Some of his old buddies from the mill? Nope! Joe is having very different guests. Per the New York Post: Up to 15,000 migrants — many of them from Central America, Venezuela and Cuba — may soon join a massive caravan that set off…
Eric Adams is the latest, and perhaps greatest in a long line of failed Democrat mayors. Lori Lightfoot, Eric Garcetti, London Breed, Ted Wheeler. Honestly, I could do the entire article just listing names of abject failures that are ruining our larger cities. To Adams’s credit, and his credit line is very low, at least he is pretending to be outraged by the decay and danger happening around him. Crime is rampant, no one is being prosecuted, and criminals are acting on their whims with impunity. What does Adams have to say? Who does he blame? The New York Post…
Drugs are bad. I think in general most people can agree with that. Especially when we are talking about illicit street drugs. When misused, even prescription drugs are bad. Drug abuse has touched the lives of literally everyone. It’s sad, unfortunate, but it looks like it is unavoidable. Especially when you have lib cesspools like New York City actually encouraging and empowering junkies. However, one politician in the Sunshine State is calling out New York. Here’s what is going on in what’s left of the Big Apple. Per the New York Post: The Sunshine State officials doubled down on their…
I remember the assassination attempt on President Ronald Reagan like it was yesterday. A man named John Hinckley Jr., in a desperate attempt to impress a young actress named Jodie Foster, shot Reagan, puncturing a lung and breaking a rib. One of the bullets also permanently paralyzed White House press secretary James Brady. BREAKING: John Hinckley Jr., who shot President Reagan in 1981, will be freed from psychiatric supervision this month. https://t.co/QBaT8LrAdf — CBS News (@CBSNews) June 1, 2022 Brady survived, but his death in 2014 was ruled a homicide from the 1981 shooting. Hinckley is now being granted his…
Joe! You should know better! I know you have all of your comments, jokes, criticisms and opinions fed to you like a senior citizen at dinner time in an old folks home, but come on, man! (Did you hear his voice there?) Actually, shame on his handlers. I’m sure one of his writers thought they came up with a hilarious burn on Elon Musk, but how wise was that? Biden is basically a houseplant and Musk is the witty, sarcastic genius responsible for Tesla and Space X. I don’t have to explain Elon Musk. Anyone with a television, radio or…
There was a stunning development in the White House Wednesday! Joe Biden actually said something that made sense. We all know instances where the ancient one is lucid, are actually few and far between, so it should be noted when it happens. Sadly, he admitted what we all already knew! And it’s not great news!! Per the New York Post: President Biden acknowledged Wednesday that Americans would be feeling the pain from skyrocketing food and gas prices for some time to come Wednesday as consumer costs at the pump hit another new high. “The idea we’re going to be able…
With the last day of AAPI Heritage month on Tuesday, and Pride month staring us right in the face, the Biden White House, ever concerned about America’s growing issues had a special treat in store! Tuesday Joe and his band of merry idiots hosted K-Pop sensation BTS! Yes, all of those words confuse me as well. Apparently, BTS is a South Korean (obviously) boy band. My (limited) research also revealed they are quite popular. Cool! Let’s get the scoop from Fox News: BTS joined White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre before meeting with President Joe Biden to discuss rising anti-Asian…